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Old 12-03-2007, 02:57 PM   #1
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Default Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from cities around the USA are discussing
who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York City , NY , says,
"I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago IL , responds, "Yeah,
but you should try electricians! Everything inside
them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas Tx. says, "No, I
really think librarians are the best, everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles Ca. chimes
in: "You know, I like construction workers...those
guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Springfield Missouri shut
them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the butt are interchangeable ."
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"I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago IL , responds, "Yeah,
but you should try electricians! Everything inside
them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas Tx. says, "No, I
really think librarians are the best, everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles Ca. chimes
in: "You know, I like construction workers...those
guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Springfield Missouri shut
them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine,
and the head and the butt are interchangeable ."
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Old 12-04-2007, 05:44 PM   #2
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Funny and true.
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