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|05-15-2011, 02:10 PM||#1|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Orange Beach
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety; The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
(I just love this part....)
"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"
|05-15-2011, 04:02 PM||#2|
twiceRetired Serve No One
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Perdido / Molino
Last edited by HisName; 05-15-2011 at 04:24 PM.
|05-16-2011, 01:11 PM||#3|
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Nichols Lake East Milton
My buddy was one of those kind of guys that never cleans out the back of his pickup truck, well, one day we are riding around the woods up along the Perdido River when a FWC officer stops us on the way out and asks to take a look in the back of my friends truck. My friend says "sure", after rummaging through the junk the officer spots a small cooler buried under some other junk and asks "What's in the cooler?" My buddy says "WAIT, DON'T OPEN THAT!", but the FWC officer snatches it out and opens it only to discover it is full of the remains of scallop bodies from several weeks back, now putrid and maggot infested. My buddy says "I've been meaning to throw that out or bury it somewhere, it was too nasty to throw in my garbage." At this point, the officer, having inhaled a full load of rotten scallop cleanings is on his knees blowing chunks uncontrollably. As my buddy apologized the officer just waved us away, needless to say, we made a hasty exit.
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