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Old 01-24-2011, 10:16 PM   #1
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A guy goes to Eglin AFB to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."


"Have you ever served in the military?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."


Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."


The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"


"This is a government civil service job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."












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Old 01-25-2011, 12:40 AM   #2
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hahahaha thats funny right there
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LOL, that was good! Had to send that one in email to all my Civil Service buddies at Eglin LOL!
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