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Old 01-19-2011, 03:14 PM   #1
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on It.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop...
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:27 PM   #2
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Now thats pretty bad!!!
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:28 PM   #3
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Now thats pretty bad!!!
LOLOLOLOL, I warned ya!
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Thats about as bad as the one with two blondes walking thru the dessert and one carries a car door so she could roll down the window when she got hot..
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Old 01-19-2011, 03:44 PM   #5
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hahahahaa, I love it!!!

A guy walks into the break room at work and a blonde is putting money in the coke machine, pushing the button and then when the coke comes out she cheers and then puts in more money. Well, this guy sits there and watches this for about 30 minutes before he finally walks over. He sees about 50 cokes stacked up next to the machine. He then asks, "Ummm, excuse me miss? What are you doing?"

She replies, " Duh.....winning!!!!!"
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