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Old 10-08-2007, 11:20 AM   #1
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I don't know if this will translate well on the computer, but you guys can tell it to people in person and it is great...

So there is this little 10 year-old boy who walks to school every day. His parents move, and although his still goes to the same school, he has to walk with some of his friends through the bad part of town. They have to go by a brothel on the way with this one nasty old old whore sitting on the porch every morning smoking a cig. Every day they walk by she sees them and says in her sexiest nasty old hooker voice to the boy "heyyyy little boy!" and wiggles her old curled pinky finger at him, and the kids laugh and run off to school. After a couple weeks of " heyyyy little boy!" his friends tell him he needs to stick up for himself, so when they go by that day and she says "heyyyy little boy!" he stops.

He looks up on the porch and says to the old hooker, "I go by here every day, and you always do that same thing with your finger and say "heyyyy little boy!" Why do you do that?"

She says "well you're so young I figure its gotta be about this big," as she holds out her pinky.

The boy says, "well that's not nice, you don't hear me going by looking at you and saying (with his fingers hooking his mouth as wide open as possible) "HEY LADY!!!""
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Old 10-08-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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nice rollin :reallycrying
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Old 10-08-2007, 04:07 PM   #4
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Old 10-09-2007, 10:08 PM   #5
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Old 10-10-2007, 02:39 PM   #6
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:24 PM   #7
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I don't know if I should laugh or puke.......i think I'll do a little of both........
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Old 10-10-2007, 03:33 PM   #8
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Heard that one twenty years ago in Sunday School, one of my all time favorites!
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