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Old 12-17-2015, 06:04 PM   #1
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Dear PETA: Per your request, I have refrained from killing wild animals on my property. As result, last night, without cause and without provocation, a young buck deer trespassed into my orchard and intentionally destroyed 8 of my young fruit trees, some as old as 4 years. These trees cost an average of $30 each, the oldest trees would produce approximately $50 in fruit this year and as much as $250 per year at maturity for 15 years. I have fertilized, pruned and cared for these trees for 4 years, which were purchased specifically for, and intended to be, income producers for my commercial orchard. Enclosed please find my invoice for damages in the amount of $32,500, which represents the actual damages plus lost income for 15 years. If I have not received payment withing 10 days, I will inflict bodily harm with intent to kill the guilty buck, as well as any assciate deer whether male or female, from this date forward. Sincerely, former PETA practicioner.
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Sounds reasonable to me, they can put up or shut up.
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