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Old 06-24-2019, 10:34 PM   #1
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I woke up in the night last night with griping guts. I headed for the can in our master suite. The can is in a little alcove and I didn't notice my wife already athrone. I was about to drop my pants when she screamed. Did you ever crap on your wife? She got lucky that I was able to tighten my but flap real tight.

I wheeled around and headed for the other crapper. OK, now to toilet height problem. The throne off our bedroom is one of the taller ones where the one by my study is low. I dropped my drawers and sat down--which was several inches lower than I anticipated. (OK, it is 3 in the morning)

I sort of crashed down, causing my package to drop into cold (real cold) water. Of course, I jumped up and at the same instant my sphincter released and I made a bit of a mess. Actually, quite a bit of a mess. Awright, a helluva mess.

I hope this isn't a preview of what is coming as I get older. It took me 20 minutes to clean up all of the crap and then I had to take a shower and change drawers too. I'm not sure but, I probably would have made just as big a mess 30 years ago. Just think about it, I felt dang lucky to make it to the pot. Man this was emergency pressure. Then I dunked my balls in ice water. Put your self in my position. Do you honestly think you could have held it?
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Old 06-24-2019, 10:39 PM   #2
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Dang, just dang........hahahaha funny story, can't help ya about the age issue though...you got me beat, maybe one of our Tom's will chime in! Bet momma laughed her arse off after it was all over!
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Talk about some shitty luck !

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Hahahahahahahahaha, Time to change that pot to and ADA toilet
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In spite of the fact that I read the caption...I continued to read. Can't beat that, I got nothing.

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Dunno man....but TMI bro....TMI
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Nope, nope, nope, you can't come stay at my house.....sorry but it's just a shitty situation.
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Old 06-25-2019, 09:06 AM   #9
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Yepper, time to replace the throne to a man sized one. Little kids are going to be outta luck at my house. I wont even keep a sqwatty potty in the guest side for similar reason.
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TMI!! Man I got nothing for you except that toilet would be getting replaced
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