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|09-05-2010, 02:20 PM||#1|
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BURGLARY IN FLORIDA. ( You just can't make this stuff up ).
When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus coke, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister, no hard feelings, have a nice day.
|09-05-2010, 03:09 PM||#2|
Join Date: Dec 2007
|09-05-2010, 09:22 PM||#3|
Join Date: Jun 2009
Makes a great story. Urban Legends says that it it true up to the point of the dead drug dealer. They never found the cremains.
|09-05-2010, 09:38 PM||#4|
Neptune calls me "Daddy"
Join Date: Sep 2007
Somehow I feel Gertrude is smiling her butt off...
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