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Old 02-09-2008, 04:25 AM   #1
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"the mane of it is ghost" A professor at mississippi state university was starting a lecture on the supernatural,to get the feel for his audiance,he asked,howmany people here believe in ghost? stand up.about 90 students stood up.well,that's a good start.do any of you think you've seen a ghost? about 50 students sat down.thats really good. i'm glad you all take this seriously.has anyone ever talked to a ghost? another 25 students sat down. has anyone of you ever touched a ghost? another 22 students sat down. that's fantastic.now let me ask you one more question?have any of u ever made love to a ghost?way in the back was a student named bubba left standing.the professor took off his glasses and said son in all the years i have been giving this lecture nobody has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.you've gotta come up here and tell us about you experience. the big redneck grinned and made his way down to the podium.when he reached the front of the room,the professor said, so, son tell us what it's liketo have sex with a ghost. bubba replied shit!!from back thar i thought you said sex with a goat:clap
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Old 02-09-2008, 09:36 AM   #2
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Old 02-09-2008, 10:04 AM   #3
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Old 02-09-2008, 10:20 AM   #4
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Way to go Bubba!!
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