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Old 07-14-2011, 11:03 AM   #1
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A guy goes into a bar, where there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
Space exploration and medical technology

The guy leaves, but he is curious...
So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives
It to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
So he thinks he will try it one more time..

He goes back into the bar. The robot says,
"What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings
Him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50.."
The robot leans in real close and says,
"War EagleĒ
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Good stuff.
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Lol
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Ouch!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 05:39 PM   #7
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Reminds me of a window sticker I saw recently. This truck has a big Auburn symbol (AU) in the back window and under that it says "If you're going to be stupid, you had better be tough."
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guy goes into a bar, asks for a beer and a genie pops out of his bottle. i will grant you one wish. the guy leaves the bar but shortly returns slamming the bar door out of breath. boom boom boom against the door. the guy complains that the genie must be hard of hearing because he asked for one million bucks and one million ducks came chasing after him. the guy next to him laughs as he lites a cig with the biggest lighter anyone has ever seen. he says i know the genie is deaf. how do you think i ended up with this big bic.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:06 PM   #9
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am just ready for football season to start back up!
I have some pretty good friends that are AU fans.... just had to post this one up..
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Old 07-16-2011, 09:28 AM   #10
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That was funny! I'm going to revise it to GO GATA!
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