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Old 01-27-2011, 02:47 PM   #31
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BTW, What the heck is the prize? I mean you want us to consider slaughterin' 9 human beings and no Grand Prize mentioned?

And what is even worse... We are actually considerin' the possibilities...

Brent
Prizes for your brave efforts;
1. A new bright white dinner jacket that conveniently ties in the back.
2. Rent free Deluxe accommodations in a padded room including free meals,
3. You can pick and choose absolutely free legal council if you chose to do so.
4. Your own entourage and security team (again free of charge).
5. Your face spread across every major news paper and internet blog on earth.
6. FREE drugs.
7. A six figure book deal.
8. Residuals from a movie of the week deal.
9. Pen pal access to your new best friend Joran Vandersloot.

I was just joking but after thinking about, I'm probably not to far off......

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Old 01-27-2011, 03:21 PM   #32
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Old 01-27-2011, 03:35 PM   #33
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Or you could just put on one of those HD aprons, pretend to be an employee, and the other 9 folk would avoid you while killing each other.
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:06 PM   #34
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1. That shopping cart with the busted squeaking wheel.
2. 2 mile long receipt with "mail in rebate"
3. 1 match

Plan: everyone will avoid you with that [email protected] cart. While being avoided stream receipt to "safe zone" - follow receipt after next step. Light said match in the paint department where everybody "tests" the spray cans to prove that the color black is in fact black (for some [email protected] reason). Finally collect check for winning...which will probably be another 2 mile receipt and "mail in rebate".
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Old 01-27-2011, 04:11 PM   #35
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#1 I would get a 38 cal. ramset, #2 highest charge cartridges and #3 1 inch nails. I would look for a good hiding place to ambush any one coming by and a way of escape to set a new ambush not too far away from the first one, because everyone heard about where the shots came from. I think this would punch a hole through most armour.
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Old 01-27-2011, 08:03 PM   #36
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One package of LARGE zip ties (48 inches)
One Buck 119 style knife or, at minimum, a 3 1/2-4 inch lock back folder (buck 110 size)
One roofers hammer

Why? The Zip Ties make a nasty and hands free garrote and would be my primary weapons (10-25 per pack)
Drop one of these over someone's head and snug it down real good and let go...
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With the advantage of surprise, I am dirty cuss with these.




I think the estwing roofer's hammer looks very useful on both ends.

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HAHA...the same three items I thought of...Hope its not me and you in the store at the same time.
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Old 01-27-2011, 11:51 PM   #37
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#1- wire to make snares that's tied to the racks
#2- a bell attatched to said wire to alert you of a strike
#3- sledgehammer for quick dispatching of 9 people
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Old 01-28-2011, 12:15 AM   #38
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sorry guys, i win, i do not need to get close to you, only four feet away, and thats after i blind you, and make you suck hard for air and when that begins i pound your skull with my wooden dial, i could exchange that for rebar, naw i like the way your boood stains my wooden rod. take away his sight, his air and you win.
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:50 AM   #39
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1KA Bar
2 night vision
3 Simplex Nails
Knife to kill them night vision to give me the advantage since it would be pretty dark even with emergence lighting and Simplex Nails to throw in a direction so they look that way and i can also lay them on the ground for the people to step on and give away there position and use them as a early warning system which will allow me to take them from behind . Assuming we can wear any type of clothing when we go in i would choose something black or dark green or dark blue .
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Old 01-28-2011, 09:56 AM   #40
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My choices would be, that heat sensing tool from the ryobi isle, another battery, cause them ryobi's, well.... and a drywall hammer!
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