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Old 02-04-2008, 03:17 PM   #1
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<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #003366; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #003366; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #003366; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed the doctor said,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #1f497d; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #003366; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"No wonder this baby isunderweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came." <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR clear=all><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o><P class=ececmsonormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o></o><P class=ececmsonormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o></o><P class=ececmsonormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
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Old 02-04-2008, 09:57 PM   #2
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That a good one.:clap
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