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Old 09-08-2011, 05:00 PM   #1
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Default Awesome grill !!!!

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the southern BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1)The woman buys the food.
(2)The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3)The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and....
(4) Takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.

Here comes the important part:
(5)THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL!

More routine...
(6)The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7)
The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9)The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10)After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11)EveryonePRAISEStheMANandTHANKS HIMfor his cooking efforts.
(12)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off'and upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
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Old 09-08-2011, 05:15 PM   #2
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This is exactly the way it goes every time.
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Old 09-08-2011, 05:18 PM   #3
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Thats about the most awesome thing I've seen in a while
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