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Old 07-23-2008, 12:25 PM   #1
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Tahoma', 'sans-serif'">An Amish farmer walking in his pasture in Pennsylvania , notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.<SPAN class=apple-converted-space>

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahi Gesheissen."<SPAN class=apple-converted-space>
Which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."<SPAN class=apple-converted-space>

The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.".....

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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