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Old 07-17-2008, 03:04 PM   #1
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Default Amazingly Simple Home Remedies.

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">This might have been posted b-4, but still funnay as hell....

<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"> <DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">FOR <SPAN class=ececyshortcuts>HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR <SPAN class=ececyshortcuts>VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND <SPAN class=ececyshortcuts>DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Boopee"></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>
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