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|12-04-2007, 12:29 PM||#1|
Join Date: Oct 2007
10 things to ponder for 2008
Ten Thoughts to Ponder Getting Ready for 2008
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good
for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no a attention to Criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is Weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and
millions of cows in America but we haven't
got a clue as to where millions of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of Immigration.
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