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Old 12-04-2007, 12:29 PM   #1
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Default 10 things to ponder for 2008

Ten Thoughts to Ponder Getting Ready for 2008



Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.



Number 8

Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him
a sandwich.



Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the internet and they won't
bother you for weeks.



Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good
for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no a attention to Criticism.



Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?



Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is Weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.



And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:

We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and
millions of cows in America but we haven't
got a clue as to where millions of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in
charge of Immigration.
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Old 12-04-2007, 05:53 PM   #2
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Some pretty funny stuff there
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