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Old 05-29-2008, 11:38 AM   #1
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Larry died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As
the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her
oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Larry would be pleased,'
she said.

'I'm sure you're right,' replied Jody, who lowered her voice and
leaned in close. 'How much did this really cost?'

'All of it,' said Sarah. 'Forty thousand.'

No!' Jody exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'

Sarah answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church.
The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the
Memorial Stone.'

Jody computed quickly. '$34,500 for a Memorial Stone? My goodness
Sarah, how big is it?'


'Four and a half carats.'
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Old 05-29-2008, 11:45 AM   #2
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sounds about right...:doh
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Am I the only nerd that immediately. noticed that the math was wrong in this joke? $32,500 for the memorial stone, not $34,500
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:14 PM   #4
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FenderBender (5/29/2008)Am I the only nerd that immediately. noticed that the math was wrong in this joke? $32,500 for the memorial stone, not $34,500
LOLOLOLOLOLOL,,, I didn't even notice it...... Good call.......... Maybe shakedown will get on here and insult my mother again for the error in a cut and pasted joke.... Still a good one........
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OK! "Gentlemen"!!! errr... uuuhhh...ummm.... not ALL women are like that! :angel

As always, cute joke Tom!! :letsdrink
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Old 05-30-2008, 02:38 PM   #6
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lol nice one
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:06 PM   #7
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[quote]SandyKeys (5/29/2008)OK! "Gentlemen"!!! errr... uuuhhh...ummm.... not ALL women are like that! :angel

Yeah right Sandy.....Most women would have placed a check for the difference in the casket before it was closed.
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Old 05-30-2008, 03:15 PM   #8
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[quote]Gonnamissher (5/30/2008)
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SandyKeys (5/29/2008)OK! "Gentlemen"!!! errr... uuuhhh...ummm.... not ALL women are like that! :angel

Yeah right Sandy.....Most women would have placed a check for the difference in the casket before it was closed.
I'm starting to think the original figures were right and she just CHARGED the $2,000 difference......... oke
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hahaha!! You guys keep it up! If you can! :moon
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