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|02-14-2013, 07:16 PM||#1|
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of
whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell
into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back
to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor. Running around,
the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off
with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save
his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised,
but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley,
and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward
and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to
the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse
to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled
the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him
up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?(Yep. You betcha. There is a moral!)
'When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a
Harley to pick up chicks!
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