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Old 06-22-2019, 07:22 PM   #1
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If you pull up to a house out in the sticks.
If you hear Marvin Gays "Sexual Healing" playing.
If all the blinds are closed.

DO NOT KNOCK 47 TIMES ON THE DAMNED DOOR!!

You almost toted away a buttload of birdshot today.
I think no judge would convict.
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Old 06-22-2019, 07:29 PM   #2
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Old 06-22-2019, 08:49 PM   #3
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If I'm ever home when they or the Mormons knock I have a few things in mind to make them extremely uncofertable
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Ahahahaha dats gud!!!!!
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Old 06-22-2019, 09:12 PM   #5
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our people are there for only one reason: to spread the gospel based on the new testament. some of you democrats need to read those books.

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our people are there for only one reason: to spread the gospel based on the new testament. some of you democrats need to read those books.

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I just interrupted the summoning of the 12 demons of unzbeckistania to check this thread
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i feel as though there is a need to bash another religion based on early indoctrination of other beliefs. let the games begin.

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Old 06-22-2019, 09:26 PM   #8
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People can believe whayever they want just dont involve me in it. Especially by bothering me at my home
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Old 06-22-2019, 09:29 PM   #9
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Answer the door naked and standing at attention, i'm willing to bet they would never come back!
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Old 06-22-2019, 09:39 PM   #10
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Probably the attorneys for your recently deceased filthy rich uncle....no worries - they'll move to the next in line.
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