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Old 11-12-2019, 08:08 PM   #1
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I think we should listen to the Game Warden this year and stop huntin when the season's over.

Those cutoff overalls look just plain silly.

If she wasn't my cousin we would be out behind the barn.
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Old 11-13-2019, 12:22 PM   #2
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You cain't fix 'at with duct tape...
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You better not shoot that duck its past sunset.
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Hold my beer, watch this
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Old 11-13-2019, 09:37 PM   #5
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Honey, we should skip the barn dance and go to the opera.
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Old 11-13-2019, 10:26 PM   #7
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"I think the refs made a good call there..."

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Old 11-13-2019, 10:33 PM   #8
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Screw a lawyer, the PFF said ...
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Screw a lawyer, the PFF said ...
Things a redneck would not say.....

I say that all the time!!!!!

Correct response is " screw the PFF, my lawyer said..." LOL!!
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