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|10-21-2019, 10:16 AM||#1|
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Old Country Doctor
Old Doc Adams was famous for his cough syrup. Worked better than anything the Drug Stores sold. People would come for miles when they needed relief from a pesky cough. He would go in his store room, get a bottle, give it to his nurse, and tell her "Give this to the patient, and tell them to take three tablespoons a day...when it's all gone, bring me a urine sample back in the bottle." This went on for years, and finally the nurse had to ask,"Doctor, why do you always tell me to have the patients bring back a urine sample in the bottle. Doc Adams says, "Well hell, it's the only way I can get my bottles back. You know how much those things cost?"
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|10-24-2019, 12:02 PM||#2|
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Location: 4 miles PAST the boonies!!
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