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Old 01-19-2020, 07:54 AM   #1
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A little girl asked her father: “Where did the human race come from?”

The father answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.’

A couple of days later the little girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered, ‘Many years ago there were some monkeys from which the human race evolved.’

The confused girl returned to her father and said, ‘Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said we evolved from monkeys?’

The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers.’
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Oh this could turn into a good one. Let the. Pole begin. I will just watch for a while. 1 for him 2 for wife.
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So when you look at a picture of Adam and Eve why dp they have belly buttons.
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Monkeys and Apes have belly buttons.
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So therefor Adam and Eve were monkeys and we are here through evolution?
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How can you prove not?
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Next time you cut yourself taste the blood, salty like sea water.
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Hey guys this was just a joke. anyone who is married and a long time want tell the kid that because it would get back to the wife. LOL.
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I think "evolved from monkeys" comes from MY side.
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I think "evolved from monkeys" comes from MY side.
We think it comes from your side too.

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