A man and a woman were arguing while driving in traffic.
The woman became so irate, she reached over and cut the man's penis off and tossed it out the window. It landed on the car's windshield behind and slid off onto the ground.
That car was being driven by man with his 9 year old daughter. He did not want to alert the daughter to the gruesome reality they had just witnessed so he said, "Wow! Did you see the size of that bug just hit the windshield?"
"That was a bug?"exclaimed the startled little girl.
"Sure was!" , said Dad.
After a long moment of silence, the girl quietly says, "Well... it sure had a big dick."