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| Deep South | "My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it." - Koos Brandt | | |
| Deep South | "My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it." - Koos Brandt | | |
| Deep South | "Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths." - Jimmy D Moore | | |
| Deep South | "Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths." - Jimmy D Moore | | |
| Deep South | If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business. | | |
| Deep South | If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business. | | |
| Deep South | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown | | |
| Deep South | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown | | |
| Deep South | Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time. -author unknown- | | |
| Deep South | Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time. -author unknown- | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" Ben Franklin | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" Ben Franklin | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Marktheshark | "Give a fool enough rope and he'll hang himself" - heard it from my grandfather | | |
| Marktheshark | "Give a fool enough rope and he'll hang himself" - heard it from my grandfather | | |
| Hardkore | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| Hardkore | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| Marktheshark | "They'll get out of your way, I learned that driving the Saratoga" - Capt. Ron | | |
| Marktheshark | "They'll get out of your way, I learned that driving the Saratoga" - Capt. Ron | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt that it really ought to be done in bed." ~ John Voelker | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt that it really ought to be done in bed." ~ John Voelker | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | " We ask but one simple question; Are all fishermen liars, or, do only liars fish?" ~ Unknown | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | " We ask but one simple question; Are all fishermen liars, or, do only liars fish?" ~ Unknown | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy." ~ William Sherwood Fox | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy." ~ William Sherwood Fox | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't." ~ Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't." ~ Patrick F. McManus | | |
| fishingmedic | If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.~ Doug Larson | | |
| fishingmedic | If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.~ Doug Larson | | |
| elmiril | If you caught one everytime they wouldn't call it fishing...They'd call it catching. | | |
| elmiril | If you caught one everytime they wouldn't call it fishing...They'd call it catching. | | |
| Dane_Ger | "There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -- Anonymous | | |
| Dane_Ger | "There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -- Anonymous | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learnt" -- Izaak Walton, The Compleat Angler | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learnt" -- Izaak Walton, The Compleat Angler | | |
| Dane_Ger | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't. -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Dane_Ger | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't. -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Dane_Ger | "The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing." -- Babylonian Proverb | | |
| Dane_Ger | "The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing." -- Babylonian Proverb | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught." -- Author Unknown | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught." -- Author Unknown | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Son, there are only two types of men who go into the Gulf; Those of us who have gone and been sick, and those that just haven't gone enough to get sick." ~ H.L Meharg | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Son, there are only two types of men who go into the Gulf; Those of us who have gone and been sick, and those that just haven't gone enough to get sick." ~ H.L Meharg | | |
| fishingmedic | Not ALL the old fishermen are dead.....some just smell that way | | |
| fishingmedic | Not ALL the old fishermen are dead.....some just smell that way | | |
| Spork | They shoot canoes, don't they? -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Spork | They shoot canoes, don't they? -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Capt. Jeff Moore | "Lord I would like to catch a trout so BIG that even when I speak of it I think its a Lie" -- Author, Pastor Billy Fowler | | |
| Capt. Jeff Moore | "Lord I would like to catch a trout so BIG that even when I speak of it I think its a Lie" -- Author, Pastor Billy Fowler | | |
| lugerdog | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" --Anonymous | | |
| lugerdog | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" --Anonymous | | |
| lugerdog | "I lobster, but then I flounder" Anonymous | | |
| lugerdog | "I lobster, but then I flounder" Anonymous | | |
| elmiril | "For the supreme test of a fisherman is not how many fish he has caught, not even how he has caught them, but what he has caught when he has caught no fish." - John H. Bradley | | |
| elmiril | "For the supreme test of a fisherman is not how many fish he has caught, not even how he has caught them, but what he has caught when he has caught no fish." - John H. Bradley | | |
| FISHINMAGICIAN | THE SECRET TO FISHING IS TO FISH WHERE THE FISH ARE! | | |
| FISHINMAGICIAN | THE SECRET TO FISHING IS TO FISH WHERE THE FISH ARE! | | |
| lugerdog | "What's the mallard with you? Stop being so shellfish." BigBen | | |
| lugerdog | "What's the mallard with you? Stop being so shellfish." BigBen | | |
| southbound | "ROLL TIDE!" -- Bama Fan | | |
| southbound | "ROLL TIDE!" -- Bama Fan | | |
| Kingmack | "WAR EAGLE" -- Auburn Fan | | |
| Kingmack | "WAR EAGLE" -- Auburn Fan | | |
| Badnole | "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety" Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Badnole | "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety" Benjamin Franklin | | |
| DavezXTC | "I'm only half filipino, so I only cook half of the bait" -Dave | | |
| DavezXTC | "I'm only half filipino, so I only cook half of the bait" -Dave | | |
| DavezXTC | "Too bad I didn't enforce catch-and-release until AFTER I got married!" Anonymous | | |
| DavezXTC | "Too bad I didn't enforce catch-and-release until AFTER I got married!" Anonymous | | |
| HeBeGB | "If you wish to be happy for 1 hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for 3 days, get married. If you wish to be happy for 8 days, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish." Ancient Chinese Proverb | | |
| HeBeGB | "If you wish to be happy for 1 hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for 3 days, get married. If you wish to be happy for 8 days, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish." Ancient Chinese Proverb | | |
| HeBeGB | "MMMM....Beer" Homer Simpson | | |
| HeBeGB | "MMMM....Beer" Homer Simpson | | |
| NumbrSevn | People are like fish hooks, some are just sharper than others | | |
| NumbrSevn | People are like fish hooks, some are just sharper than others | | |
| NumbrSevn | There are lies, damn lies, then anything a fisherman tells you | | |
| NumbrSevn | There are lies, damn lies, then anything a fisherman tells you | | |
| NumbrSevn | A pretty lure can always catch the fisherman, but not always the fish | | |
| NumbrSevn | A pretty lure can always catch the fisherman, but not always the fish | | |
| NumbrSevn | Fishermen are born honest, but most overcome it | | |
| NumbrSevn | Fishermen are born honest, but most overcome it | | |
| elmiril | Fishing is like sex. When it's good it's really good and when it's bad it's still pretty good. Anonymous | | |
| elmiril | Fishing is like sex. When it's good it's really good and when it's bad it's still pretty good. Anonymous | | |
| IslandDelights1 | "Work, the curse of the fishing class" (lifted from "Work, the curse of the drinking class" as seen on a bumper sticker | | |
| IslandDelights1 | "Work, the curse of the fishing class" (lifted from "Work, the curse of the drinking class" as seen on a bumper sticker | | |
| badazzchef | "When you talk about the American Farmer, don't talk with your mouth full!" | | |
| badazzchef | "When you talk about the American Farmer, don't talk with your mouth full!" | | |
| TooleTime | "When in Doubt, Set the Hook!" Bill Dance | | |
| TooleTime | "When in Doubt, Set the Hook!" Bill Dance | | |
| Pier#r | "I've been put on this planet for 2 things: To catch fish, and then eat em' !! " yoshimoto FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "I've been put on this planet for 2 things: To catch fish, and then eat em' !! " yoshimoto FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "I AM PRO CHOICE. I choose to hunt, fish, trap, eat meat, and wear fur." PBurke FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "I AM PRO CHOICE. I choose to hunt, fish, trap, eat meat, and wear fur." PBurke FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "IF work interfers with your fishing, then you're in the wrong line of work." BobC @ DIPier | | |
| Pier#r | "IF work interfers with your fishing, then you're in the wrong line of work." BobC @ DIPier | | |
| Pier#r | "COBE-MANIA, the other March Madness!" Pier#r | | |
| Pier#r | "COBE-MANIA, the other March Madness!" Pier#r | | |
| On the Hunt | Fish are like vampires. It's dead when they quit biten' | | |
| On the Hunt | Fish are like vampires. It's dead when they quit biten' | | |
| Pier#r | "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables." Unknown | | |
| Pier#r | "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables." Unknown | | |
| mean ol' daddy | The fastest way to shrink a fish is to weigh it. | | |
| mean ol' daddy | The fastest way to shrink a fish is to weigh it. | | |
| 12VOLT_A/C_Man | "There are only two things in this world that smell like fish and one of em's fish." Words of wisdom while fishing with my late Grandpa. | | |
| 12VOLT_A/C_Man | "There are only two things in this world that smell like fish and one of em's fish." Words of wisdom while fishing with my late Grandpa. | | |
| Wildcat#93Wr | Booker T. Washington Wildcat Class 4-A State Football Champions 2004 | | |
| RiseNShine | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| PensacolaFisher | You can't catch 'em on the computer! | | |
| GULFWANNABE | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| GULFWANNABE | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught | | |
| GULFWANNABE | "Who ever said "A bad day of fishing is always better than a good day at work." Never had their boat sink." | | |
| Chrisdab | If its wet its gotta be fun to play in! | | |
| RiseNShine | Some people like 4-Play. However, at my age, I'd rather have my 4-Stroke Yamahas | | |
| RiseNShine | If it flys, floats, or is female, its cheaper to rent than own. | | |
| RiseNShine | If you don't know where you are going, how will you know when you get there? | | |
| RiseNShine | Pay attention to those who disagree for they may be the only ones who are listening | | |
| RiseNShine | Don't talk about it; do it! | | |
| RiseNShine | A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work! | | |
| RiseNShine | With me you are either fishing or hanging on. I don't like to spend a lot of time driving the boat at slow speeds! - Reel Fiesty | | |
| RiseNShine | My wife dresses to kill. Unfortunately, she cooks the same way! | | |
| RiseNShine | Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns! | | |
| RiseNShine | Never mind that mule boy, just load that wagon! - Grandfather | | |
| RiseNShine | Early to bed, early to rise, go fishing and make up lies | | |
| HeBeGB | GO VOLS !!!! | | |
| Boondocks | Good Friends Stay Friends!!! | | |
| CHOPPY | I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. | | |
| RiseNShine | Question: Why does a divorce cost so much money? Answer: Because it's worth it!! | | |
| Chasin' Tales | Who said the promised land is really land? | | |
| DUBLBEE | When my ship comes in, I hope I'm not at the airport. | | |
| lugerdog | I hope you soaked your socks in some kerosine so the ants don't crawl up your legs and bite your candy ass---Dr. X | | |
| Gunner | If a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound? | | |
| RiseNShine | I'm not really slower than everyone else. It just seems that way because everyone else is faster! - Football Player | | |
| shallymeister | Geaux Tigers!!!! 2003 National Champions!!!! | | |
| shallymeister | Quit bitchin, go fishin! | | |
| Gunner | Can't never could, won't never will. | | |
| Jhardy | B.O.A.T. "Break Out Another Thousand" | | |
| Capt. AHO | It's Nice to be Nice. | | |
| Big Red | If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went - Will Rogers | | |
| Big Red | Don't accept your dog's admiration as evidence that you are wonderful. - Unknown | | |
| Big Red | I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. | | |
| Big Red | Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. | | |
| FlatsFisher | A fisherman is a JERK at one end of the line waiting for a JERK at the other-Unknown(But sounds like a wife to me) | | |
| Bowed Up | If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? | | |
| Pier#r | It's not IF there's another hurricane, it's WHEN ... (my brother-in-law) | | |
| stressless | "If it wasn't for the fishing after there isn't one good thing about a hurricane" Stressless | | |
| stressless | To fish or to hunt, now that's the question | | |
| Capt. AHO | Pull the triger!! | | |
| Seawolf | The way to a man's heart is through his fly | | |
| elmiril | "For pure, unadulterated, indefinable misery I will heartily recommend seasickness." Midshipman Edward Campbell wrote after having sailed aboard the USS Constellation | | |
| FishinFool | I love this one. The infamous Darwin Awards quote, "Watch This!" | | |
| fishnfool | it's not the speed that kills.... it's that damned sudden stop at the other end!!!!!! | | |
| Boondocks | Life's journey is not to arrive at our grave safely in a well preserved body but, rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit what a ride!" | | |
| SouthernAngler | "Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less." Robert E. Lee | | |
| Bowed Up | BIGOT- a conservative winning a argument with a liberal | | |
| gatord96 | do what you like like what you do | | |
| Chris Couture | There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't | | |
| kapoc | Guns don't kill people stupid people with guns kill people | | |
| kapoc | of all the the things i've lost i miss my mind the most | | |
| kapoc | Of all the deseases that ale the world you think we could find a cure for stupidity | | |
| floridamarlin | If I had a catchy phrase it would be here. | | |
| Badnole | "Suffering makes us think; Thinking makes us wise; and wisdom makes life endurable." | | |
| Badnole | "If you love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms [and] may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."--Samuel Adams | | |
| Sequoiha | The Key to Management is to keep the ones that hate you away from the ones that are undecided! | | |
| Sequoiha | YUP! | | |
| Rather-B-Fishin | "Fishing is the art of casting, trolling, jigging, or spinning, while freezing sweating, swatting or swearing" | | |
| Spork | (From Jim Mills) "You should see the looks I get here in New Mexico when I say I'm going to Florida and kill a bunch of Spanish." | | |
| ultralite | always remember, your different, just like every one else | | |
| bustatrout | I used to be an honost man..... Till I learned to fish! | | |
| Gunner | "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." Ronald Reagan | | |
| fishin technician | My wife caught me in bed with a cobia..... | | |
| Stick Boy | It only hurts till the pain goes away. | | |
| Hot Reels | don't ever argue with a man you are not ready to fight, and don't ever fight with a man you are not ready to kill. | | |
| J HOGUE | Women Want Me Fish Fear Me | | |
| whatcon | The "new" PETA---"People Eating Tasty Animals" | | |
| J HOGUE | I live here with danger, harassment and the unknown and once in a while she lets me go fishing | | |
| willie joe | GIT R DONE Larry the cable guy | | |
| willie joe | " YOU BIG YAHOO" Buzzbait | | |
| ultralite | I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. Herbert Bayard Swope (1882 - 1958) | | |
| SouthernAngler | ...And that is why they call it fishing and not catchin." | | |
| SouthernAngler | "Vegetarian: noun, Native-American word for bad hunter" | | |
| J HOGUE | Become one with nature then marinate it | | |
| J HOGUE | diamonds that'll shut her up (for a minute) Ron White | | |
| J HOGUE | I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me to do | | |
| J HOGUE | Mommy look at the shark (tourists way of saying there a cobia over here ) | | |
| Faceman5 | The best years in life are the ones you spend fishin' | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | It's not the size of your bait, but what you catch with it | | |
| J HOGUE | I Have The Cobia Fobia | | |
| skiff man99 | An ice cold beer while frying up some snapper is a near religous experience. - Pmac | | |
| lugerdog | never get angry at stupid people... | | |
| lugerdog | Ouside of a dog a book is man's best friend--Inside of a dog it is too dark to read---Groucho Marx | | |
| Fish N Fox | "I go forward in life looking back." From a history profesor. | | |
| cmcdougall | "While considering your options remember this and remember it well, choice without consequences is no choice at all"-George Jung | | |
| cmcdougall | "one is the number and two is the one"-George Jung | | |
| Halfmoon | Its not how your bait looks or smells or how big, its how you use it. | | |
| J HOGUE | THERES A PLACE FOR ALL GODS CREATURES NEXT TO THE POTATOES AND GRAVY | | |
| J HOGUE | THERES A PLACE FOR ALL GODS CREATURES NEXT TO THE POTATOES AND GRAVY | | |
| ultralite | Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) | | |
| fraid knot | Nerds become Lawyers and Engineers. Geeks work stricktly on computers.-elmiril | | |
| Tuna Man | BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand | | |
| Tuna Man | If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say. | | |
| Salt Life | if at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin till ya do succeed | | |
| REEL FEISTY | After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead | | |
| willie joe | Guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do.----- larry the cable guy | | |
| ultralite | It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. | | |
| ultralite | When you're through changing, you're through. -Bruce Barton | | |
| ultralite | In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. | | |
| bear | When I'm fishing, I feel like I am sitting in he lap of God. I dont care if I catch anything, it is heaven. If I do catch a fish, I know God has smiled on me. | | |
| Chaseemup | "If you chum them, they will come" | | |
| Shammoul | Where did I put that hook at? | | |
| Shammoul | Hey, does anyone want a banana? | | |
| ultralite | To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking | | |
| popflyeasytrout | Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark | | |
| popflyeasytrout | Confucious say "He who fishes with one hand in pocket feel cocky all day" | | |
| ultralite | Don't let the good things of life rob you of the best things. | | |
| willie joe | If a husband that works offshore and has a gun comes home early he will use it.-------LITE CATCH | | |
| kingling | the seas like a box of choclote you never know what your gonna catch | | |
| BJW3 | Is that my bait or my lunch? | | |
| ultralite | You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth. -Evan Esar (1899 - 1995) | | |
| ultralite | The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. | | |
| hapyman | Fishing is "SANITY MAINTENANCE" | | |
| fish_eye_2001 | "If people were concerned on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing poles-Doug Larson | | |
| fish_eye_2001 | "Sex and fishing are alike, you dont have to be good at either to enjoy it" | | |
| fish_eye_2001 | "Anheuser~busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks. Thats a comforting thought next time you get on a roller coaster" - Jay Leno | | |
| fraid knot | "when in doubt, jack the s#^t out of it"-jake macarthy | | |
| hardcorehare | flipper???....damn near killed 'er | | |
| baycoastal | "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.--Mark Twain | | |
| ultralite | Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) | | |
| ultralite | The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. | | |
| Big Red | By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. (Charles Wadsworth) | | |
| blue_gheenoe | A good day of fishing is better than a bad day of fishing which is better than a good day at work which is better than a bad day at work which is better than no work at all. In which case, you might as well go fishing. | | |
| Sea Ducer | May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing | | |
| Sea Ducer | The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb | | |
| Sea Ducer | It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck | | |
| Sea Ducer | Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. | | |
| Sea Ducer | Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Sea Ducer | There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. | | |
| Sea Ducer | ...of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. | | |
| Sea Ducer | Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark | | |
| Sea Ducer | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. | | |
| Sea Ducer | Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. | | |
| ultralite | Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more, and all good things will be yours. -Swedish Proverb | | |
| Tuna Man | Pass the Hat Advice: “You can always drop anchor just outside the gas dock, and sit there staring at the pump, sighing wistfully. Your guests will get the hint." | | |
| kingling | A.alabam U.usually B.beats U.us R.round N.november ---Bama Fan-- | | |
| North Harbor | It's hard to reason in this hurricane season | | |
| midnightrider | Pensacola, a sleepy little drinking village with a big fishing problem | | |
| bear | "Whereof thou dost not know, thereof do not speak." Ludwig Wittgenstein, Twentieth Century Philosopher. | | |
| bear | "All of those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain." Rutger Hauer, actor, from the movie "Blade Runner," based upon the novel "Do Androids Dream About Electric Sheep," by Phillip K. Dick. | | |
| jak | Why do comics love fishing? It's the only time their jokes are taken hook, line, and sinker | | |
| willie joe | i dont think so scooter- ron white | | |
| ultralite | Enjoy life --- there are no re-runs. | | |
| willie joe | when life hands me lemons i make beef stew | | |
| Gooch | Keep your nose in the wind | | |
| Gooch | I am smarter than the average bear | | |
| Cat Bailey | "I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are gonna feel all day." -Frank Sinatra | | |
| Cat Bailey | "How Bout It Folks!"- PBR Announcer | | |
| Spork | It's amazing how many "friends" you have when your boats running, but when it's not your phone never rings | | |
| ultralite | You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. | | |
| Spork | Beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems..... Homer Simpson | | |
| Turbodog | "Evolve bulletproof skin or become extinct." | | |
| Turbodog | "There are two kinds of people in the world -- those who understand the second law of thermodynamics, and those who don't". | | |
| ultralite | "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| ahh3 | Everyone ought to believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing. Unknown | | |
| Team Git Down | It's My Turn! | | |
| ultralite | The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch. | | |
| Jaw-Jacker69 | Couda, Wouda, Shouda, | | |
| Sunesta3 | Shotgun Wedding: A case of Wife or Death | | |
| Sunesta3 | Marriage: The mourning after the knot before | | |
| Sunesta3 | Acupuncture: A jab well done | | |
| jays discount marine | "I'd much rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with a boat on the rocks." -Author Unknown | | |
| tdavisjeep | I'm dead sober, but I expect I'll get over it!-Otis Campbell | | |
| Tuna Man | The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson | | |
| ultralite | Possessions are a gift from God. They are not inherently evil, nor are possessions irrelevant to God -- if they were, then why the commandment, "Thou shalt not steal"? | | |
| Birdsnest | The way to yeild the highest profit on a raw material is to shape it in to a boat part. | | |
| willie joe | I SMOKE ROCKS | | |
| ultralite | In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. | | |
| willie joe | There are other fish in the sea. | | |
| ultralite | "The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it." | | |
| Inshore Addiction | Fish HARD, you can rest when your dead..... | | |
| Theo61 | Save the Whales, Collect the Whole Set | | |
| Theo61 | A day without sunshine is like ... night. | | |
| Theo61 | How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? | | |
| ultralite | Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. (Helen Keller 1880-1968) | | |
| Coryphaena | "My first love was not a man, it was a BOAT!!!" | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer | | |
| 401 Cay | God bless DJ and his Family | | |
| 401 Cay | If it aint broke, fix it till it is! | | |
| SOUTHERN PURSUIT | "Duct tape, the wonder fixxer"---EVERYBODY | | |
| prov304 | The lazy man does not roast what he took in hunting, But diligence is man’s precious possession. Proverbs 12:27 | | |
| prov304 | The plans of the diligent lead surely to plenty, But those of everyone who is hasty, surely to poverty. Proverbs 21:5 | | |
| fool4fishing | Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. | | |
| willie joe | that honky tonk badonkadonk | | |
| tidetou | Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. | | |
| tidetou | If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. | | |
| tidetou | Always drink upstream from the herd. | | |
| Tuna Man | If, by age 20 you are not a liberal, then you have no heart. If, by age 30 you are still a liberal, then you have no brain. | | |
| ultralite | "When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us." -Alexander Graham Bell | | |
| ultralite | Life in the fast lane, or laid back with grace, win, lose or draw, it's a dance, not a race. | | |
| Tuna Man | One should love animals.they are so tasty | | |
| ultralite | Good Judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from Bad Judgement. | | |
| ultralite | A flute with no holes is still a flute, but a doughnut with no hole is a danish... | | |
| Big E Nuff | The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. | | |
| Big Red | HEALTH, The slowest possible rate of dying. Anonymous | | |
| Cat Bailey | A great friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be right there next to you saying " That was the best time ever" | | |
| fool4fishing | Never argue with an idiot. People passing by can't tell who's who. | | |
| fool4fishing | What if? A great question about your future...a sad question about your past. Live hard today! | | |
| floridamarlin | If I had a catchy phrase it would be here. | | |
| Chaseemup | The old man at the pier said- cast your live cig to the south east, For their you will find the king of the "Holy Mackerel" | | |
| ski | Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver | | |
| ultralite | Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. -Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) | | |
| Longshot | "Bad times are what make great times great"- Experience | | |
| ultralite | About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -Herbert Hoover (1874 - 1964) | | |
| Sequoiha | Dammit Man | | |
| Chaseemup | "Tony, HELP,HELP!!! I cant get my rod round the flag pole." | | |
| Halfmoon | What the hell! -Mark Ilnyckyj(1971-Till) | | |
| JoeZ | "Do sober what you said you would do while drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut." Hemingway | | |
| Big Red | Why do they lock gas-station restrooms??? Are they afraid someone will clean them?? Anonymous | | |
| ultralite | "Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed." - Storm Jameson | | |
| willie joe | I AIN'T NEVER SCARED!!!!! | | |
| willie joe | Your Mom's Ass is So Hairy It looks Like DON KING is gonna pop Out and say ONLY IN AMERICA | | |
| ultralite | Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. -Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982) | | |
| ski | She's still got marks on her,where people were pokin her wit a 10 ' pole -Larry the cable guy | | |
| Team Tear Em' Up | Fish are where you find them.-Chief Ga-whap-ahoe | | |
| ultralite | Profanity makes ignorance audible. | | |
| FishingFromAgunship | So I tell my buddy how to break up with this girl...just call and tell her that you can't see her anymore because she has crabs...when she says "No I don't", tell her, "You do now" and hang up...bet you'll never hear from her again! | | |
| ultralite | Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger. Arnold Palmer (1929 - ) | | |
| JHOGUE | FIRST SHOT!!!!!!! | | |
| CAPT.PAUL | BUILD A SNAPPER A HOUSE,THEY'LL COME HOME! CAPT. PAUL REDMAN | | |
| CAPT.PAUL | BUILD A SNAPPER A HOUSE,THEY'LL COME HOME! CAPT. PAUL REDMAN | | |
| ski | It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you, It's what you leave behind you when you go- Randy Travis | | |
| ski | DANG...My arms are crampin up,someone take this pole-Murph 12/10/05 | | |
| Chaseemup | When Willie Joe is mad he says " AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HORSE S%$T" | | |
| hot pursuit | if cobia fishing means losing your job ,family and everything important to you ,you better be good at it. | | |
| hot pursuit | a friend will spend a whole month on your boat hunting cobia with you,but atrue friend will spend the other 11 months helping you pay for it. | | |
| Downtime2 | You can have a thousand "Attaboys". It only takes one "Aww shit!" to wipe em' all out... | | |
| BuzzBait | IS that guy putting a harness on to catch blackfin tuna? | | |
| Bow Down | The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best | | |
| Bow Down | There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~Steven Wright | | |
| fishdog | "It aint braggin' if you can do it!" -- Aldog | | |
| Linda&Ernie | Cobe pier fishing is the saltwater equevilant of rugby--Sam | | |
| mpmorr | Give Will (NWF_Rodbuilder) enough rope and he will LOSE an anchor. Just Kidding Will!!!! LOL!!! | | |
| mpmorr | I only eat cruelty free meat. I kill it with the first shot! | | |
| DLo | Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get. | | |
| ultralite | We would care less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. | | |
| Barry Cole | "Celebrate Life, Don't Just Live It" | | |
| fishinoversex | Advise is what we ask when we already know the answere,but wish we didn't | | |
| www.fishing | Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check. ~M. C. Escher~ | | |
| Wet Horn | Procrastination is like masterbation, you only end up screwing yourself in the end. | | |
| ultralite | “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” -- Henry Louis Mencken 1880 - 1956 | | |
| scallywag | "Life is like a bank; you only get out of it what you put in it." Capt. Ken Meharg 2005 | | |
| Straight Ahead | "Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others - his last breath." Mark Twain | | |
| Straight Ahead | "Fisherman are born honest, but they get over it." Ed Zern | | |
| David Ridenour | "When he takes a nap can we go fishin?" My 7 year old son wanting to leave his 4 year old brother at home alone while we go fishing. | | |
| Turbodog | Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. | | |
| Ed H | Fishing on the forum helps pass the day when your stuck at the desk | | |
| Straight Ahead | Duct tape is like the Force...It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together! | | |
| bigking101 | hey chickenbone i saw u at target......spencer!! | | |
| bigking101 | Crab whats a smoker zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thats a smoker beads 30 mins later help help big tony i cant get my rod around the flag pole!~!!...''spencer (AKA)beads | | |
| ultralite | Character is the basis of happiness and happiness the sanction of character. | | |
| FLFISHDAD | the problem with smoking fish is how to keep them lite | | |
| reel_crazy | the barbed wire bikini... it protects the property but does not obstruct the view ... | | |
| tarponman04 | BLART!!!! just say it to people; hell they won't even know what you said! | | |
| stressless | If they made golf balls that would scream and bleed when you hit them, I might try golf. BEAR | | |
| Coryphaena | Integrity can be defined by one's actions when one thinks no one is looking. | | |
| DeepScreams | If you are diving 130 feet down and have to scream, Who's going to hear you ? ---- Deep Screams !!! | | |
| fishinFL | If you are gonna be dumb, You better be Tough! | | |
| Tuna Man | The best time to go Fishing is whenever you can. | | |
| Bowed Up | .Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway | | |
| jigging4cobia | buckle up for evan grace | | |
| jigging4cobia | first shot ! | | |
| Number 2 | Every Day I Fish Adds A Year Onto My Life | | |
| ultralite | While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. -Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784) | | |
| ultralite | When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -Edgar Watson Howe (1853 - 1937) | | |
| rookie | Crack addicts have not tried Florida offshore fishing! | | |
| bamaflyfish1 | I was not looking for work; just employment.-Mark Twain | | |
| HOT REELS FISHING | "Be good,if you can't be good be good at it and name it after someone else" | | |
| HOT REELS FISHING | "if GOD intended for us all to be perfect He wouldn't have made erasers on pencils" | | |
| willie joe | I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party. | | |
| ultralite | Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. -George Sand (1804 - 1876) | | |
| Dane_Ger | "I started out with nothing . . . and last time I checked . . . I still have most of it left!" -- Anonymous | | |
| voodootoo | The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. | | |
| ultralite | Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. -Charles F. Kettering (1876 - 1958) | | |
| Fishin' Nole | "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be there sitting next to you" | | |
| Deep_Sea_Gull | Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect | | |
| ultralite | Democracy arose from men's thinking that if they are equal in any respect, they are equal absolutely. -Aristotle (B.C. 384-322)Greek Philosopher | | |
| mpmorr | Daylight started coming up and we ran across a nice rip. Pulled it and picked up three nice gaffer dolphin on illanders and two snake wahoos on pink stretchs to end the day. Capt Eddie. | | |
| Mellow Yellow | Martinis are like nipples, one's not enough and three's too many. | | |
| jim t | It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. - John Steinbeck | | |
| ultralite | That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest. -Thoreau (1817-1862) American Essayist, Poet, and Naturalist | | |
| hjorgan | "The lower your standards, the luckier you get." | | |
| ultralite | Property is unstable, and youth perishes in a moment. Life itself is held in the grinning fangs of Death, Yet men delay to obtain release from the world. Alas, the conduct of mankind is surprising. -Nagarjuna (c. 100-200 A.D.) Indian/Tibetan Father of Mahayana Buddhism | | |
| fishinoversex | We may say of angling, as Dr. Boteler said of strawberries, ''Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did''; and so, if I might be judge, God never did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than angling | | | </
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