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| Deep South | "My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it." - Koos Brandt | | |
| Deep South | "My Biggest worry is that when I'm dead and gone, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it." - Koos Brandt | | |
| Deep South | "Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths." - Jimmy D Moore | | |
| Deep South | "Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths." - Jimmy D Moore | | |
| Deep South | If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business. | | |
| Deep South | If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business. | | |
| Deep South | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown | | |
| Deep South | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown | | |
| Deep South | Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time. -author unknown- | | |
| Deep South | Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time. -author unknown- | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" Ben Franklin | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" Ben Franklin | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Chasin' Tales | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Marktheshark | "Give a fool enough rope and he'll hang himself" - heard it from my grandfather | | |
| Marktheshark | "Give a fool enough rope and he'll hang himself" - heard it from my grandfather | | |
| Hardkore | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| Hardkore | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| Marktheshark | "They'll get out of your way, I learned that driving the Saratoga" - Capt. Ron | | |
| Marktheshark | "They'll get out of your way, I learned that driving the Saratoga" - Capt. Ron | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt that it really ought to be done in bed." ~ John Voelker | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Fishing is such great fun, I have often felt that it really ought to be done in bed." ~ John Voelker | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | " We ask but one simple question; Are all fishermen liars, or, do only liars fish?" ~ Unknown | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | " We ask but one simple question; Are all fishermen liars, or, do only liars fish?" ~ Unknown | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy." ~ William Sherwood Fox | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy." ~ William Sherwood Fox | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't." ~ Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't." ~ Patrick F. McManus | | |
| fishingmedic | If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.~ Doug Larson | | |
| fishingmedic | If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.~ Doug Larson | | |
| elmiril | If you caught one everytime they wouldn't call it fishing...They'd call it catching. | | |
| elmiril | If you caught one everytime they wouldn't call it fishing...They'd call it catching. | | |
| Dane_Ger | "There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -- Anonymous | | |
| Dane_Ger | "There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." -- Anonymous | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learnt" -- Izaak Walton, The Compleat Angler | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Angling may be said to be so like the mathematics that it can never be fully learnt" -- Izaak Walton, The Compleat Angler | | |
| Dane_Ger | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't. -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Dane_Ger | The two best times to fish is when it's rainin' and when it ain't. -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Dane_Ger | "The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing." -- Babylonian Proverb | | |
| Dane_Ger | "The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing." -- Babylonian Proverb | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught." -- Author Unknown | | |
| Dane_Ger | "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught." -- Author Unknown | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Son, there are only two types of men who go into the Gulf; Those of us who have gone and been sick, and those that just haven't gone enough to get sick." ~ H.L Meharg | | |
| Capt. Ken Meharg | "Son, there are only two types of men who go into the Gulf; Those of us who have gone and been sick, and those that just haven't gone enough to get sick." ~ H.L Meharg | | |
| fishingmedic | Not ALL the old fishermen are dead.....some just smell that way | | |
| fishingmedic | Not ALL the old fishermen are dead.....some just smell that way | | |
| Spork | They shoot canoes, don't they? -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Spork | They shoot canoes, don't they? -- Patrick F. McManus | | |
| Capt. Jeff Moore | "Lord I would like to catch a trout so BIG that even when I speak of it I think its a Lie" -- Author, Pastor Billy Fowler | | |
| Capt. Jeff Moore | "Lord I would like to catch a trout so BIG that even when I speak of it I think its a Lie" -- Author, Pastor Billy Fowler | | |
| lugerdog | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" --Anonymous | | |
| lugerdog | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" --Anonymous | | |
| lugerdog | "I lobster, but then I flounder" Anonymous | | |
| lugerdog | "I lobster, but then I flounder" Anonymous | | |
| elmiril | "For the supreme test of a fisherman is not how many fish he has caught, not even how he has caught them, but what he has caught when he has caught no fish." - John H. Bradley | | |
| elmiril | "For the supreme test of a fisherman is not how many fish he has caught, not even how he has caught them, but what he has caught when he has caught no fish." - John H. Bradley | | |
| FISHINMAGICIAN | THE SECRET TO FISHING IS TO FISH WHERE THE FISH ARE! | | |
| FISHINMAGICIAN | THE SECRET TO FISHING IS TO FISH WHERE THE FISH ARE! | | |
| lugerdog | "What's the mallard with you? Stop being so shellfish." BigBen | | |
| lugerdog | "What's the mallard with you? Stop being so shellfish." BigBen | | |
| southbound | "ROLL TIDE!" -- Bama Fan | | |
| southbound | "ROLL TIDE!" -- Bama Fan | | |
| Kingmack | "WAR EAGLE" -- Auburn Fan | | |
| Kingmack | "WAR EAGLE" -- Auburn Fan | | |
| Badnole | "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety" Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Badnole | "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety" Benjamin Franklin | | |
| DavezXTC | "I'm only half filipino, so I only cook half of the bait" -Dave | | |
| DavezXTC | "I'm only half filipino, so I only cook half of the bait" -Dave | | |
| DavezXTC | "Too bad I didn't enforce catch-and-release until AFTER I got married!" Anonymous | | |
| DavezXTC | "Too bad I didn't enforce catch-and-release until AFTER I got married!" Anonymous | | |
| HeBeGB | "If you wish to be happy for 1 hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for 3 days, get married. If you wish to be happy for 8 days, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish." Ancient Chinese Proverb | | |
| HeBeGB | "If you wish to be happy for 1 hour, get intoxicated. If you wish to be happy for 3 days, get married. If you wish to be happy for 8 days, kill your pig and eat it. If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish." Ancient Chinese Proverb | | |
| HeBeGB | "MMMM....Beer" Homer Simpson | | |
| HeBeGB | "MMMM....Beer" Homer Simpson | | |
| NumbrSevn | People are like fish hooks, some are just sharper than others | | |
| NumbrSevn | People are like fish hooks, some are just sharper than others | | |
| NumbrSevn | There are lies, damn lies, then anything a fisherman tells you | | |
| NumbrSevn | There are lies, damn lies, then anything a fisherman tells you | | |
| NumbrSevn | A pretty lure can always catch the fisherman, but not always the fish | | |
| NumbrSevn | A pretty lure can always catch the fisherman, but not always the fish | | |
| NumbrSevn | Fishermen are born honest, but most overcome it | | |
| NumbrSevn | Fishermen are born honest, but most overcome it | | |
| elmiril | Fishing is like sex. When it's good it's really good and when it's bad it's still pretty good. Anonymous | | |
| elmiril | Fishing is like sex. When it's good it's really good and when it's bad it's still pretty good. Anonymous | | |
| IslandDelights1 | "Work, the curse of the fishing class" (lifted from "Work, the curse of the drinking class" as seen on a bumper sticker | | |
| IslandDelights1 | "Work, the curse of the fishing class" (lifted from "Work, the curse of the drinking class" as seen on a bumper sticker | | |
| badazzchef | "When you talk about the American Farmer, don't talk with your mouth full!" | | |
| badazzchef | "When you talk about the American Farmer, don't talk with your mouth full!" | | |
| TooleTime | "When in Doubt, Set the Hook!" Bill Dance | | |
| TooleTime | "When in Doubt, Set the Hook!" Bill Dance | | |
| Pier#r | "I've been put on this planet for 2 things: To catch fish, and then eat em' !! " yoshimoto FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "I've been put on this planet for 2 things: To catch fish, and then eat em' !! " yoshimoto FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "I AM PRO CHOICE. I choose to hunt, fish, trap, eat meat, and wear fur." PBurke FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "I AM PRO CHOICE. I choose to hunt, fish, trap, eat meat, and wear fur." PBurke FSF | | |
| Pier#r | "IF work interfers with your fishing, then you're in the wrong line of work." BobC @ DIPier | | |
| Pier#r | "IF work interfers with your fishing, then you're in the wrong line of work." BobC @ DIPier | | |
| Pier#r | "COBE-MANIA, the other March Madness!" Pier#r | | |
| Pier#r | "COBE-MANIA, the other March Madness!" Pier#r | | |
| On the Hunt | Fish are like vampires. It's dead when they quit biten' | | |
| On the Hunt | Fish are like vampires. It's dead when they quit biten' | | |
| Pier#r | "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables." Unknown | | |
| Pier#r | "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables." Unknown | | |
| mean ol' daddy | The fastest way to shrink a fish is to weigh it. | | |
| mean ol' daddy | The fastest way to shrink a fish is to weigh it. | | |
| 12VOLT_A/C_Man | "There are only two things in this world that smell like fish and one of em's fish." Words of wisdom while fishing with my late Grandpa. | | |
| 12VOLT_A/C_Man | "There are only two things in this world that smell like fish and one of em's fish." Words of wisdom while fishing with my late Grandpa. | | |
| Wildcat#93Wr | Booker T. Washington Wildcat Class 4-A State Football Champions 2004 | | |
| RiseNShine | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| PensacolaFisher | You can't catch 'em on the computer! | | |
| GULFWANNABE | "Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." - Henry David Thoreau | | |
| GULFWANNABE | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught | | |
| GULFWANNABE | "Who ever said "A bad day of fishing is always better than a good day at work." Never had their boat sink." | | |
| Chrisdab | If its wet its gotta be fun to play in! | | |
| RiseNShine | Some people like 4-Play. However, at my age, I'd rather have my 4-Stroke Yamahas | | |
| RiseNShine | If it flys, floats, or is female, its cheaper to rent than own. | | |
| RiseNShine | If you don't know where you are going, how will you know when you get there? | | |
| RiseNShine | Pay attention to those who disagree for they may be the only ones who are listening | | |
| RiseNShine | Don't talk about it; do it! | | |
| RiseNShine | A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work! | | |
| RiseNShine | With me you are either fishing or hanging on. I don't like to spend a lot of time driving the boat at slow speeds! - Reel Fiesty | | |
| RiseNShine | My wife dresses to kill. Unfortunately, she cooks the same way! | | |
| RiseNShine | Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns! | | |
| RiseNShine | Never mind that mule boy, just load that wagon! - Grandfather | | |
| RiseNShine | Early to bed, early to rise, go fishing and make up lies | | |
| HeBeGB | GO VOLS !!!! | | |
| Boondocks | Good Friends Stay Friends!!! | | |
| CHOPPY | I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. | | |
| RiseNShine | Question: Why does a divorce cost so much money? Answer: Because it's worth it!! | | |
| Chasin' Tales | Who said the promised land is really land? | | |
| DUBLBEE | When my ship comes in, I hope I'm not at the airport. | | |
| lugerdog | I hope you soaked your socks in some kerosine so the ants don't crawl up your legs and bite your candy ass---Dr. X | | |
| Gunner | If a tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound? | | |
| RiseNShine | I'm not really slower than everyone else. It just seems that way because everyone else is faster! - Football Player | | |
| shallymeister | Geaux Tigers!!!! 2003 National Champions!!!! | | |
| shallymeister | Quit bitchin, go fishin! | | |
| Gunner | Can't never could, won't never will. | | |
| Jhardy | B.O.A.T. "Break Out Another Thousand" | | |
| Capt. AHO | It's Nice to be Nice. | | |
| Big Red | If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went - Will Rogers | | |
| Big Red | Don't accept your dog's admiration as evidence that you are wonderful. - Unknown | | |
| Big Red | I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. | | |
| Big Red | Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. | | |
| FlatsFisher | A fisherman is a JERK at one end of the line waiting for a JERK at the other-Unknown(But sounds like a wife to me) | | |
| Bowed Up | If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? | | |
| Pier#r | It's not IF there's another hurricane, it's WHEN ... (my brother-in-law) | | |
| stressless | "If it wasn't for the fishing after there isn't one good thing about a hurricane" Stressless | | |
| stressless | To fish or to hunt, now that's the question | | |
| Capt. AHO | Pull the triger!! | | |
| Seawolf | The way to a man's heart is through his fly | | |
| elmiril | "For pure, unadulterated, indefinable misery I will heartily recommend seasickness." Midshipman Edward Campbell wrote after having sailed aboard the USS Constellation | | |
| FishinFool | I love this one. The infamous Darwin Awards quote, "Watch This!" | | |
| fishnfool | it's not the speed that kills.... it's that damned sudden stop at the other end!!!!!! | | |
| Boondocks | Life's journey is not to arrive at our grave safely in a well preserved body but, rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Shit what a ride!" | | |
| SouthernAngler | "Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less." Robert E. Lee | | |
| Bowed Up | BIGOT- a conservative winning a argument with a liberal | | |
| gatord96 | do what you like like what you do | | |
| Chris Couture | There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't | | |
| kapoc | Guns don't kill people stupid people with guns kill people | | |
| kapoc | of all the the things i've lost i miss my mind the most | | |
| kapoc | Of all the deseases that ale the world you think we could find a cure for stupidity | | |
| floridamarlin | If I had a catchy phrase it would be here. | | |
| Badnole | "Suffering makes us think; Thinking makes us wise; and wisdom makes life endurable." | | |
| Badnole | "If you love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms [and] may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."--Samuel Adams | | |
| Sequoiha | The Key to Management is to keep the ones that hate you away from the ones that are undecided! | | |
| Sequoiha | YUP! | | |
| Rather-B-Fishin | "Fishing is the art of casting, trolling, jigging, or spinning, while freezing sweating, swatting or swearing" | | |
| Spork | (From Jim Mills) "You should see the looks I get here in New Mexico when I say I'm going to Florida and kill a bunch of Spanish." | | |
| ultralite | always remember, your different, just like every one else | | |
| bustatrout | I used to be an honost man..... Till I learned to fish! | | |
| Gunner | "The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." Ronald Reagan | | |
| fishin technician | My wife caught me in bed with a cobia..... | | |
| Stick Boy | It only hurts till the pain goes away. | | |
| Hot Reels | don't ever argue with a man you are not ready to fight, and don't ever fight with a man you are not ready to kill. | | |
| J HOGUE | Women Want Me Fish Fear Me | | |
| whatcon | The "new" PETA---"People Eating Tasty Animals" | | |
| J HOGUE | I live here with danger, harassment and the unknown and once in a while she lets me go fishing | | |
| willie joe | GIT R DONE Larry the cable guy | | |
| willie joe | " YOU BIG YAHOO" Buzzbait | | |
| ultralite | I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. Herbert Bayard Swope (1882 - 1958) | | |
| SouthernAngler | ...And that is why they call it fishing and not catchin." | | |
| SouthernAngler | "Vegetarian: noun, Native-American word for bad hunter" | | |
| J HOGUE | Become one with nature then marinate it | | |
| J HOGUE | diamonds that'll shut her up (for a minute) Ron White | | |
| J HOGUE | I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me to do | | |
| J HOGUE | Mommy look at the shark (tourists way of saying there a cobia over here ) | | |
| Faceman5 | The best years in life are the ones you spend fishin' | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | It's not the size of your bait, but what you catch with it | | |
| J HOGUE | I Have The Cobia Fobia | | |
| skiff man99 | An ice cold beer while frying up some snapper is a near religous experience. - Pmac | | |
| lugerdog | never get angry at stupid people... | | |
| lugerdog | Ouside of a dog a book is man's best friend--Inside of a dog it is too dark to read---Groucho Marx | | |
| Fish N Fox | "I go forward in life looking back." From a history profesor. | | |
| cmcdougall | "While considering your options remember this and remember it well, choice without consequences is no choice at all"-George Jung | | |
| cmcdougall | "one is the number and two is the one"-George Jung | | |
| Halfmoon | Its not how your bait looks or smells or how big, its how you use it. | | |
| J HOGUE | THERES A PLACE FOR ALL GODS CREATURES NEXT TO THE POTATOES AND GRAVY | | |
| J HOGUE | THERES A PLACE FOR ALL GODS CREATURES NEXT TO THE POTATOES AND GRAVY | | |
| ultralite | Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. -Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) | | |
| fraid knot | Nerds become Lawyers and Engineers. Geeks work stricktly on computers.-elmiril | | |
| Tuna Man | BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand | | |
| Tuna Man | If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say. | | |
| Salt Life | if at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin till ya do succeed | | |
| REEL FEISTY | After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead | | |
| willie joe | Guns dont kill people, husbands that come home early do.----- larry the cable guy | | |
| ultralite | It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. | | |
| ultralite | When you're through changing, you're through. -Bruce Barton | | |
| ultralite | In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. | | |
| bear | When I'm fishing, I feel like I am sitting in he lap of God. I dont care if I catch anything, it is heaven. If I do catch a fish, I know God has smiled on me. | | |
| Chaseemup | "If you chum them, they will come" | | |
| Shammoul | Where did I put that hook at? | | |
| Shammoul | Hey, does anyone want a banana? | | |
| ultralite | To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking | | |
| popflyeasytrout | Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark | | |
| popflyeasytrout | Confucious say "He who fishes with one hand in pocket feel cocky all day" | | |
| ultralite | Don't let the good things of life rob you of the best things. | | |
| willie joe | If a husband that works offshore and has a gun comes home early he will use it.-------LITE CATCH | | |
| kingling | the seas like a box of choclote you never know what your gonna catch | | |
| BJW3 | Is that my bait or my lunch? | | |
| ultralite | You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth. -Evan Esar (1899 - 1995) | | |
| ultralite | The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. | | |
| hapyman | Fishing is "SANITY MAINTENANCE" | | |
| fish_eye_2001 | "If people were concerned on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing poles-Doug Larson | | |
| fish_eye_2001 | "Sex and fishing are alike, you dont have to be good at either to enjoy it" | | |
| fish_eye_2001 | "Anheuser~busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks. Thats a comforting thought next time you get on a roller coaster" - Jay Leno | | |
| fraid knot | "when in doubt, jack the s#^t out of it"-jake macarthy | | |
| hardcorehare | flipper???....damn near killed 'er | | |
| baycoastal | "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.--Mark Twain | | |
| ultralite | Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) | | |
| ultralite | The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. | | |
| Big Red | By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. (Charles Wadsworth) | | |
| blue_gheenoe | A good day of fishing is better than a bad day of fishing which is better than a good day at work which is better than a bad day at work which is better than no work at all. In which case, you might as well go fishing. | | |
| Sea Ducer | May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing | | |
| Sea Ducer | The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb | | |
| Sea Ducer | It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck | | |
| Sea Ducer | Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. | | |
| Sea Ducer | Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Sea Ducer | There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. | | |
| Sea Ducer | ...of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. | | |
| Sea Ducer | Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. ~Chuck Clark | | |
| Sea Ducer | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. | | |
| Sea Ducer | Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. | | |
| ultralite | Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more, and all good things will be yours. -Swedish Proverb | | |
| Tuna Man | Pass the Hat Advice: “You can always drop anchor just outside the gas dock, and sit there staring at the pump, sighing wistfully. Your guests will get the hint." | | |
| kingling | A.alabam U.usually B.beats U.us R.round N.november ---Bama Fan-- | | |
| North Harbor | It's hard to reason in this hurricane season | | |
| midnightrider | Pensacola, a sleepy little drinking village with a big fishing problem | | |
| bear | "Whereof thou dost not know, thereof do not speak." Ludwig Wittgenstein, Twentieth Century Philosopher. | | |
| bear | "All of those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain." Rutger Hauer, actor, from the movie "Blade Runner," based upon the novel "Do Androids Dream About Electric Sheep," by Phillip K. Dick. | | |
| jak | Why do comics love fishing? It's the only time their jokes are taken hook, line, and sinker | | |
| willie joe | i dont think so scooter- ron white | | |
| ultralite | Enjoy life --- there are no re-runs. | | |
| willie joe | when life hands me lemons i make beef stew | | |
| Gooch | Keep your nose in the wind | | |
| Gooch | I am smarter than the average bear | | |
| Cat Bailey | "I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they are gonna feel all day." -Frank Sinatra | | |
| Cat Bailey | "How Bout It Folks!"- PBR Announcer | | |
| Spork | It's amazing how many "friends" you have when your boats running, but when it's not your phone never rings | | |
| ultralite | You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. | | |
| Spork | Beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems..... Homer Simpson | | |
| Turbodog | "Evolve bulletproof skin or become extinct." | | |
| Turbodog | "There are two kinds of people in the world -- those who understand the second law of thermodynamics, and those who don't". | | |
| ultralite | "What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| ahh3 | Everyone ought to believe in something; I believe I'll go fishing. Unknown | | |
| Team Git Down | It's My Turn! | | |
| ultralite | The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch. | | |
| Jaw-Jacker69 | Couda, Wouda, Shouda, | | |
| Sunesta3 | Shotgun Wedding: A case of Wife or Death | | |
| Sunesta3 | Marriage: The mourning after the knot before | | |
| Sunesta3 | Acupuncture: A jab well done | | |
| jays discount marine | "I'd much rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with a boat on the rocks." -Author Unknown | | |
| tdavisjeep | I'm dead sober, but I expect I'll get over it!-Otis Campbell | | |
| Tuna Man | The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson | | |
| ultralite | Possessions are a gift from God. They are not inherently evil, nor are possessions irrelevant to God -- if they were, then why the commandment, "Thou shalt not steal"? | | |
| Birdsnest | The way to yeild the highest profit on a raw material is to shape it in to a boat part. | | |
| willie joe | I SMOKE ROCKS | | |
| ultralite | In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. | | |
| willie joe | There are other fish in the sea. | | |
| ultralite | "The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it." | | |
| Inshore Addiction | Fish HARD, you can rest when your dead..... | | |
| Theo61 | Save the Whales, Collect the Whole Set | | |
| Theo61 | A day without sunshine is like ... night. | | |
| Theo61 | How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? | | |
| ultralite | Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. (Helen Keller 1880-1968) | | |
| Coryphaena | "My first love was not a man, it was a BOAT!!!" | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer | | |
| 401 Cay | God bless DJ and his Family | | |
| 401 Cay | If it aint broke, fix it till it is! | | |
| SOUTHERN PURSUIT | "Duct tape, the wonder fixxer"---EVERYBODY | | |
| prov304 | The lazy man does not roast what he took in hunting, But diligence is man’s precious possession. Proverbs 12:27 | | |
| prov304 | The plans of the diligent lead surely to plenty, But those of everyone who is hasty, surely to poverty. Proverbs 21:5 | | |
| fool4fishing | Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. | | |
| willie joe | that honky tonk badonkadonk | | |
| tidetou | Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. | | |
| tidetou | If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. | | |
| tidetou | Always drink upstream from the herd. | | |
| Tuna Man | If, by age 20 you are not a liberal, then you have no heart. If, by age 30 you are still a liberal, then you have no brain. | | |
| ultralite | "When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us." -Alexander Graham Bell | | |
| ultralite | Life in the fast lane, or laid back with grace, win, lose or draw, it's a dance, not a race. | | |
| Tuna Man | One should love animals.they are so tasty | | |
| ultralite | Good Judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from Bad Judgement. | | |
| ultralite | A flute with no holes is still a flute, but a doughnut with no hole is a danish... | | |
| Big E Nuff | The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning. | | |
| Big Red | HEALTH, The slowest possible rate of dying. Anonymous | | |
| Cat Bailey | A great friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be right there next to you saying " That was the best time ever" | | |
| fool4fishing | Never argue with an idiot. People passing by can't tell who's who. | | |
| fool4fishing | What if? A great question about your future...a sad question about your past. Live hard today! | | |
| floridamarlin | If I had a catchy phrase it would be here. | | |
| Chaseemup | The old man at the pier said- cast your live cig to the south east, For their you will find the king of the "Holy Mackerel" | | |
| ski | Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver | | |
| ultralite | Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. -Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) | | |
| Longshot | "Bad times are what make great times great"- Experience | | |
| ultralite | About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -Herbert Hoover (1874 - 1964) | | |
| Sequoiha | Dammit Man | | |
| Chaseemup | "Tony, HELP,HELP!!! I cant get my rod round the flag pole." | | |
| Halfmoon | What the hell! -Mark Ilnyckyj(1971-Till) | | |
| JoeZ | "Do sober what you said you would do while drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut." Hemingway | | |
| Big Red | Why do they lock gas-station restrooms??? Are they afraid someone will clean them?? Anonymous | | |
| ultralite | "Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed." - Storm Jameson | | |
| willie joe | I AIN'T NEVER SCARED!!!!! | | |
| willie joe | Your Mom's Ass is So Hairy It looks Like DON KING is gonna pop Out and say ONLY IN AMERICA | | |
| ultralite | Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. -Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982) | | |
| ski | She's still got marks on her,where people were pokin her wit a 10 ' pole -Larry the cable guy | | |
| Team Tear Em' Up | Fish are where you find them.-Chief Ga-whap-ahoe | | |
| ultralite | Profanity makes ignorance audible. | | |
| FishingFromAgunship | So I tell my buddy how to break up with this girl...just call and tell her that you can't see her anymore because she has crabs...when she says "No I don't", tell her, "You do now" and hang up...bet you'll never hear from her again! | | |
| ultralite | Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger. Arnold Palmer (1929 - ) | | |
| JHOGUE | FIRST SHOT!!!!!!! | | |
| CAPT.PAUL | BUILD A SNAPPER A HOUSE,THEY'LL COME HOME! CAPT. PAUL REDMAN | | |
| CAPT.PAUL | BUILD A SNAPPER A HOUSE,THEY'LL COME HOME! CAPT. PAUL REDMAN | | |
| ski | It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you, It's what you leave behind you when you go- Randy Travis | | |
| ski | DANG...My arms are crampin up,someone take this pole-Murph 12/10/05 | | |
| Chaseemup | When Willie Joe is mad he says " AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HORSE S%$T" | | |
| hot pursuit | if cobia fishing means losing your job ,family and everything important to you ,you better be good at it. | | |
| hot pursuit | a friend will spend a whole month on your boat hunting cobia with you,but atrue friend will spend the other 11 months helping you pay for it. | | |
| Downtime2 | You can have a thousand "Attaboys". It only takes one "Aww shit!" to wipe em' all out... | | |
| BuzzBait | IS that guy putting a harness on to catch blackfin tuna? | | |
| Bow Down | The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best | | |
| Bow Down | There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~Steven Wright | | |
| fishdog | "It aint braggin' if you can do it!" -- Aldog | | |
| Linda&Ernie | Cobe pier fishing is the saltwater equevilant of rugby--Sam | | |
| mpmorr | Give Will (NWF_Rodbuilder) enough rope and he will LOSE an anchor. Just Kidding Will!!!! LOL!!! | | |
| mpmorr | I only eat cruelty free meat. I kill it with the first shot! | | |
| DLo | Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get. | | |
| ultralite | We would care less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. | | |
| Barry Cole | "Celebrate Life, Don't Just Live It" | | |
| fishinoversex | Advise is what we ask when we already know the answere,but wish we didn't | | |
| www.fishing | Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check. ~M. C. Escher~ | | |
| Wet Horn | Procrastination is like masterbation, you only end up screwing yourself in the end. | | |
| ultralite | “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” -- Henry Louis Mencken 1880 - 1956 | | |
| scallywag | "Life is like a bank; you only get out of it what you put in it." Capt. Ken Meharg 2005 | | |
| Straight Ahead | "Each person is born to one possession which outvalues all his others - his last breath." Mark Twain | | |
| Straight Ahead | "Fisherman are born honest, but they get over it." Ed Zern | | |
| David Ridenour | "When he takes a nap can we go fishin?" My 7 year old son wanting to leave his 4 year old brother at home alone while we go fishing. | | |
| Turbodog | Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. | | |
| Ed H | Fishing on the forum helps pass the day when your stuck at the desk | | |
| Straight Ahead | Duct tape is like the Force...It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together! | | |
| bigking101 | hey chickenbone i saw u at target......spencer!! | | |
| bigking101 | Crab whats a smoker zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thats a smoker beads 30 mins later help help big tony i cant get my rod around the flag pole!~!!...''spencer (AKA)beads | | |
| ultralite | Character is the basis of happiness and happiness the sanction of character. | | |
| FLFISHDAD | the problem with smoking fish is how to keep them lite | | |
| reel_crazy | the barbed wire bikini... it protects the property but does not obstruct the view ... | | |
| tarponman04 | BLART!!!! just say it to people; hell they won't even know what you said! | | |
| stressless | If they made golf balls that would scream and bleed when you hit them, I might try golf. BEAR | | |
| Coryphaena | Integrity can be defined by one's actions when one thinks no one is looking. | | |
| DeepScreams | If you are diving 130 feet down and have to scream, Who's going to hear you ? ---- Deep Screams !!! | | |
| fishinFL | If you are gonna be dumb, You better be Tough! | | |
| Tuna Man | The best time to go Fishing is whenever you can. | | |
| Bowed Up | .Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway | | |
| jigging4cobia | buckle up for evan grace | | |
| jigging4cobia | first shot ! | | |
| Number 2 | Every Day I Fish Adds A Year Onto My Life | | |
| ultralite | While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. -Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784) | | |
| ultralite | When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -Edgar Watson Howe (1853 - 1937) | | |
| rookie | Crack addicts have not tried Florida offshore fishing! | | |
| bamaflyfish1 | I was not looking for work; just employment.-Mark Twain | | |
| HOT REELS FISHING | "Be good,if you can't be good be good at it and name it after someone else" | | |
| HOT REELS FISHING | "if GOD intended for us all to be perfect He wouldn't have made erasers on pencils" | | |
| willie joe | I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party. | | |
| ultralite | Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. -George Sand (1804 - 1876) | | |
| Dane_Ger | "I started out with nothing . . . and last time I checked . . . I still have most of it left!" -- Anonymous | | |
| voodootoo | The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. | | |
| ultralite | Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down. -Charles F. Kettering (1876 - 1958) | | |
| Fishin' Nole | "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be there sitting next to you" | | |
| Deep_Sea_Gull | Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect | | |
| ultralite | Democracy arose from men's thinking that if they are equal in any respect, they are equal absolutely. -Aristotle (B.C. 384-322)Greek Philosopher | | |
| mpmorr | Daylight started coming up and we ran across a nice rip. Pulled it and picked up three nice gaffer dolphin on illanders and two snake wahoos on pink stretchs to end the day. Capt Eddie. | | |
| Mellow Yellow | Martinis are like nipples, one's not enough and three's too many. | | |
| jim t | It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. - John Steinbeck | | |
| ultralite | That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest. -Thoreau (1817-1862) American Essayist, Poet, and Naturalist | | |
| hjorgan | "The lower your standards, the luckier you get." | | |
| ultralite | Property is unstable, and youth perishes in a moment. Life itself is held in the grinning fangs of Death, Yet men delay to obtain release from the world. Alas, the conduct of mankind is surprising. -Nagarjuna (c. 100-200 A.D.) Indian/Tibetan Father of Mahayana Buddhism | | |
| fishinoversex | We may say of angling, as Dr. Boteler said of strawberries, ''Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did''; and so, if I might be judge, God never did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than angling | | |
| bowd up | A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work | | |
| GrouperTrooper | "I'm sorry only makes YOU feel better" (my daughter to her husband in their last argument) | | |
| Bodupp | Well, that's wiping the Vaseline. | | |
| Bodupp | Here's to us and men like us... damned few left. | | |
| gloryboy | slow is smooth, and smooth is fast | | |
| Bodupp | All men are ignorant - only on different subjects. | | |
| Bodupp | I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here. | | |
| Jason | Y-E-E-H-A-W !!! | | |
| ultralite | Age is mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -Leroy "Satchel" Paige | | |
| Bodupp | We madmen are the aristocrats of mental illness. | | |
| Bodupp | There once was a man who thought himself better than me, and he was until he had that thought. | | |
| CJExley | REMEMBER WHEREEVER YOU GO THERE YOU ARE, AND WHENEVER YOU LEAVE YOU'RE GONE. | | |
| Bodupp | "For those who fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know..." | | |
| Joe Fink | "If it moves and isn't supposed to, duct tape it... If it doesn’t move and is supposed to WD40 it..." Unknown | | |
| Jason | "I woke up with a terrible pain this morning, so I left her in bed and went fishing!" EVERY HUSBAND | | |
| Jason | "I do what the voices in my head tell me to do!!!" | | |
| Linda&Ernie | "When morale improves, the beatings will stop" | | |
| Linda&Ernie | "Never underestimate the power of a large group of uninformed people" | | |
| off route II | Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. | | |
| off route II | Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. | | |
| ultralite | "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~ Albert Einstein | | |
| ultralite | Keep thy friends close, keep thy enemies closer. | | |
| ultralite | Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit | | |
| ultralite | Never hesitate to hold out your hand; never hesitate to accept the outreached hand of another. -Pope John Paul XXIII | | |
| David Ridenour | Never leave fish to find fish! That's like breaking up with a hot, rich girl who does anything you want and never complains about you fishing. Hal | | |
| Bodupp | Fishing - you never know 'til you go. | | |
| Bodupp | Sometimes I give myself the creeps. Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. - Green Day - | | |
| wahoo318 | Fish too much? Can't be done! --Hemingway | | |
| David Ridenour | A freakin-men, and ooh friggin rah! Christopher Exley | | |
| sinker | B.O.A.T= Broken. On. A .Trailer | | |
| sinker | Fished there, Caught that. | | |
| sinker | Go forth, and do something! | | |
| ultralite | I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. | | |
| ultralite | The only way to get positive feelings about yourself is to take positive actions. Man does not live as he thinks, he thinks as he lives. --Vaughan Quinn | | |
| fishnfool | a liar is nothing but a thief with his hands in his pockets... | | |
| bamasam | If doctors are so right, why am I still alive? | | |
| ultralite | The problem with political jokes is they get elected. | | |
| Coryphaena | "I gotta get up early tomorrow. Wellllll..... just one more shrimp"...... -Ultralite | | |
| willie joe | "DAMNIT WILLIE JOE"------- TOMMY HOLMES | | |
| voodoolounge | If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? | | |
| voodoolounge | If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? | | |
| allornothin' | The heaviest load any man can carry,is the weight of an empty stringer | | |
| allornothin' | B.O.A.T. = Bring Out Another THOUSAND | | |
| David Ridenour | "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." John Kerry | | |
| taosx | "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day...teach a man to fish and he will get a hook caught in his eyelid or somethin"~Homer Simpson | | |
| covertfisherman | Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are. | | |
| covertfisherman | The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is a Lieutenant with a map. | | |
| ultralite | If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | Get the gaff!!! | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | If Im not back in 3 minutes......... Just wait longer - Jim Carey | | |
| SHUT UP AND FISH | SHUT UP AND FISH | | |
| Auburn89 | You can not fix stupid - Ron White | | |
| TKDADDY | If a man is alone in the woods with no women around is he still wrong? | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | What do the moon and Auburn have in common? They both control the `tide | | |
| ultralite | There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. -Colin Powell (1937 - ) | | |
| ultralite | "Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the worked are so formidable as the will and moral and courage of free men and women. It is a weapon adversaries in today's world do not have". -Ronald Reagan, USA | | |
| ultralite | Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders. | | |
| parrothead | Fins to the left, Fins to the right.............. | | |
| ultralite | I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. -Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004) | | |
| Tuna Man | "Life is hard. It’s even harder if you’re stupid." | | |
| Tuna Man | Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes one hell of a down-payment | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | somethin bit me-Forrest Gump | | |
| Pier#r | Up on the pier I'm at the top of the foodchain. Enter the water and I'm part of the foodchain! | | |
| ultralite | I always wanted a happy ending... Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity. -Gilda Radner (1946 - 1989) | | |
| Jason | "GOD created all things, that's why he gave us taste buds....to figure out which ones taste best!" Y-E-E-H-A-W | | |
| Jason | A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a wasted mind is a terrible thing! | | |
| Jason | I'm not prejudice!!!!! I hate everyone! | | |
| Mistress | You dont have to swim faster than the shark. You only have to swim faster than the person your with! | | |
| Mistress | Give a man a fish, and he has food for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he has to buy graphite reels, bamboo rods, lures, a boat, trailer, and a tackle box. | | |
| fish girl | Women do all the same things as men...we just wear pretty panties while doing it! | | |
| Bodupp | A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. | | |
| ultralite | Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else. You are the one who gets burned. | | |
| voodoolounge | "I'm not going to be the Alabama coach", said the new Alabama coach last week. | | |
| bullfisher07 | If you dont know history,your doomed to repeat it | | |
| GatorTamer | IF YOU AINT A GATOR YOU MUST BE GATOR BAIT , "Lawrence Wright 1996 National Champion senior saftey for UF" | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | You couldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat- Coach Patches | | |
| ultralite | Sometimes I get confused. Um.......well.....maybe not. | | |
| ultralite | Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory - ALBERT SCHWEITZER | | |
| BBshot | It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, then to always be right by having no ides at all | | |
| ultralite | When things are bad, we take comfort in the thought that they could always be worse. And when they are, we find hope in the thought that things are so bad that they have to get better. -Malcom Forbes | | |
| ultralite | Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -Mark Twain | | |
| kritzzz | Dam' it Man , Oh ...Well, just kiss a fat man's A?? | | |
| kritzzz | Don't ask the question .... because.... Where are you fishing (in the water)... Where are you hunting (in the woods) | | |
| cobiafishallday | Next to prayer, fishing is the most personal relationship of man... Herbert Hoover | | |
| tantrum | Be good to your eel, and your eel will be good to you | | |
| ultralite | "If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." ,Albert Einstein | | |
| JoeZ | "Knock, knock. Who's there? Itty bitty boobies." Bobbie | | |
| Lyin'Dog | Can you ever really trust a lyin' dog? | | |
| JHOGUE | If you jig it they will come | | |
| ultralite | "Its better to be hated for who you are than loved for who your not." Grandma | | |
| mack | I love cats....fried.....grilled.....or barbecued it doesnt matter to me. | | |
| mpmorr | The results of these times are probably going to cause some seriously twisted right wing nut or some seriously twisted left wing nut to start capping our nations leaders. If these things are not straightened out I truly fear for our future. "Wayne" | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | "If you let them munch, they'll get away with lunch" | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | If it can die, it can fry | | |
| ultralite | A word to the wise ain't necessary --- it's the stupid ones who need the advice. -Bill Cosby | | |
| Garbo | "I know exactly where he was when I shot" | | |
| Garbo | "One day, I will make it to Sam's" | | |
| Garbo | "If you don't like to eat fish that taste like fish, don't order fish" | | |
| zodiac470 | Definition of fishing: a jerk at one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of the line. | | |
| ultralite | "Reason is our soul's left hand, Faith her right." -John Donne | | |
| Garbo | "Who tied the knot on this rod" | | |
| pompom | The word vocabulary is not in my vocabulary. | | |
| kill1cobia | story of my life. | | |
| jigging4cobia | fish sticks dont come breaded...... | | |
| kill1cobia | dow is emo | | |
| Garbo | "Reel, reel, reel, he's off" | | |
| VS200B | people are like fish hooks, some are sharper than others. ---- 'THE GREAT SAM ROBERTS' | | |
| VS200B | FISH ON!!!... fish off.... good thing they're not JACKS! | | |
| VS200B | I'd rather be in a boat, with a drink on the rocks -- Than in the drink, with a boat on the rocks! | | |
| voodoolounge | "If you can put on a torn raincoat, then stand in a cold shower while tearing up $20 bills, and if that doesn't bother you, then boating is for you". | | |
| blue_gheenoe | You know it's going to be a bad day when, on the way to the boat launch, your boat passes you. | | |
| VS200B | "If you chum, They will come!" | | |
| kingling1 | DOW IS EMO!!!!! | | |
| Coryphaena | "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." ~ Mahatma Ghandi | | |
| Coryphaena | "You will not be punished for your anger. You will be punished by your anger." ~ Buddha | | |
| Coryphaena | "The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it." ~Voltaire | | |
| Coryphaena | "When the race gets too hard to run it means you just can't take the pace." ~Bob Marley | | |
| Realtor | "Yeah, You can drive over that sandbar, EXCEPT for the really shallow part" - Rodney Murphree (Deeplines) | | |
| David Ridenour | Correction Ron,I passed on 5 trips in 7 days which I think classifies me as a complete Moron. Bonita Dan | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. | | |
| Tuna Man | Never test the depth of the water with both feet | | |
| Bodupp | Smooth seas never made a good sailor. | | |
| Bodupp | It is better to light one small candle, than to curse at the darkness. | | |
| ultralite | Underpromise; Overdeliver. | | |
| Xitherkat | Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite my dainty hook. Always said by my Grandma A. | | |
| VS200B | "What was your swimteam mascot??? A ROCK?"-- Mike York--- minutes after Dow Stacy fell off the boat! | | |
| VS200B | MANATEE! the other other white meat!!! | | |
| fishdog | "Patience is a contolled substance" - Aldog | | |
| Ross Da Hoss | If anyone in here believes in telekinetics....raise my hand! | | |
| Ross Da Hoss | "When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro"-- Hunter S. Thompson | | |
| DragonSlayer | Nothing beats a try like a failure... | | |
| deadly dick | DOLL"S EYES | | |
| 26pursuit | When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. - Ricky Bobby | | |
| VS200B | "the nail that sticks out gets hammered" --from the movie TOKYO DRIFT | | |
| VS200B | "Knots form the critical link between you and the fish, strong knots land more fish, it's that simple..." --Mark Sosin | | |
| VS200B | "that's a KING SEAGULL!" --Justin Krause | | |
| VS200B | "did you see that king skyyyy (squeak)" --Justin Krause | | |
| VS200B | "ain't this a fine howdy-doo" --Bill Dance | | |
| ultralite | I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually. - James A. Baldwin | | |
| tuna | Just a couple of ole' salties, wanting to go gig us a couple of shacks! | | |
| Wanabe Fishing | If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you. | | |
| spearfisher | "dropping an octopus down in front of a grouper is like throwing crack cocaine in the ghetto." | | |
| pompom | hey yall! watchiss!! | | |
| mack | "the only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die" | | |
| mack | "if it flies, it dies" hunter | | |
| mack | "jack im up jhonny! and dont choke!" everybody. | | |
| sandman | Ron White said, "You can't fix stupid!" He was wrong!!! You CAN fix stupid...the solution however, is "terminal" & almost always illegal!!! -- Me | | |
| 26pursuit | "And I believe it was the late great Colonel Sanders that once said, ' I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." - Ricky Bobby | | |
| ultralite | I believe in the imagination. What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.- Duane Michals | | |
| ultralite | Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.- Elbert Hubbard | | |
| yallwatchthis | "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out" -- my mom (she was really mad and, I probably deserved it) | | |
| VS200B | friends don't let friends fish with 40# sevenstrand! | | |
| Coryphaena | Rum gets us through times of no money better than money gets us through times of no rum. ~~PIRATES!!! | | |
| sambo80692 | DOW IS EMO | | |
| sambo80692 | Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.- Chickenbone | | |
| sambo80692 | METAL!!!!!! - Sam Spivey | | |
| sambo80692 | METAL!!!!!! - Sam Spivey | | |
| sambo80692 | Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.- Chickenbone | | |
| sambo80692 | UH OH! - Jeremy Hogue | | |
| gloryboy | If you ain't cheatin you ain't trying, if you get caught you ain't trying hard enough | | |
| BuckWild | Wind from the East, Catch a damn Beast!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| BuckWild | Get the Gaff! | | |
| ultralite | If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? | | |
| fishn4real | If Mondays were fish, I would throw them back! | | |
| mulletfishin37 | IT WAS THIS BIG --------------- I SWEAR! | | |
| mulletfishin37 | IF I SMELLS LIKE COLOGNE, LEAVE IT ALONE! | | |
| lil speck | Fishes before Bitches | | |
| lil speck | Anglers Law----Fishes before Bitches | | |
| Coryphaena | "Git you some YONDER!!!!" ~~The Famous Potter | | |
| Coryphaena | "I am SO gonna BIRTHDAY your azz......"~~Ultralite to Coryphaena.... | | |
| electriceel | " It's never easy to do whats right" | | |
| electriceel | " Lord if you wont make me skinny, please make my friends fat. " | | |
| pensacolaEd | Did you hear about the woman who wnet fishing with four men, and came home with a big, red snapper? | | |
| covertfisherman | The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best | | |
| covertfisherman | There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil | | |
| Lickety-Split | The harder you work the luckier you are! | | |
| spearfisher | I can see the tunnel, so I know there must be a light at the end of it. I just can't see it yet. | | |
| FenderBender | "If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time i doubt your eyes would be above it" - Mike Cooley | | |
| FenderBender | "Dead is dead and it ain't no different than walking around if you ain't living... livin in fear is just another way of dying before your time" - DBT | | |
| JoeZ | Front, bow. Back, stern. If ya don't get it right, squirt, I throw your ass out the little round window on the side. -- Capt. Quint. JAWS -- 1975 | | |
| ultralite | We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. -Jesse Owens | | |
| ultralite | People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the mind. -William Butler Yeats | | |
| covertfisherman | Some people are like slinkies- not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | | |
| covertfisherman | If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. | | |
| covertfisherman | If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. | | |
| covertfisherman | There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. | | |
| covertfisherman | You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. | | |
| Tuna Man | I'm a Sagittarius...If you don't want to hear the truth then don't ask my opinion! | | |
| Tuna Man | Inheritance…mismanagement of ones money | | |
| wishiniwasfishin07 | TURN ON YOUR VHF RADIO!!!! | | |
| covertfisherman | Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. | | |
| covertfisherman | Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. | | |
| covertfisherman | If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. | | |
| covertfisherman | Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. | | |
| covertfisherman | Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. | | |
| covertfisherman | Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. | | |
| covertfisherman | Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. | | |
| covertfisherman | When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. | | |
| covertfisherman | One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. | | |
| covertfisherman | The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. | | |
| VS200B | No Hardtail, No Bite, No Hardtail, No Bite... Slightly improvised Bob Marley! | | |
| ultralite | The only people you should try to get even with are those who have helped you. | | |
| walkingthewire | Fish every day like a tournament...Walker Holcomb | | |
| EGGMAN | I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in | | |
| VS200B | hartail like pokemon, you GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!---- the Asian Curtain | | |
| crazyfire | If water were vodka and i was a duck, i'de swim to the bottom and never come up, but water aint vodka and i aint a duck...so pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up!! | | |
| bullred64 | Roll Tide!!! | | |
| ultralite | A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -Mark Twain | | |
| VS200B | "Damn alligator bit my hand off!!!"--- Chubbs, from the movie 'happy gilmore' | | |
| Bodupp | "What's a rotten girl like you doing in a nice place like this?" | | |
| Bodupp | "Get your finger out of there!" | | |
| Bodupp | "That's as green as the light gets, lady! Try pushing the long pedal on the right! Take your time, b*tch - take mine, too! Oh, sorry. I didn't see you were on the phone." | | |
| Bodupp | Make every knot you tie the best knot of your life. An hour into the fight, you'll wish it was. | | |
| covertfisherman | What's an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack of Guiness and a potato. ~Dr. Bill Myers, University of Alaska Anchorage | | |
| ultralite | I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece.I challenge you to join the ranks of those people who live what they teach, who walk their talk. -Anthony Robbins | | |
| TideRide | I count it all as time.....well wasted. | | |
| TideRide | I once caught a lantern,still lite, while fishing, if you will shrink the size of your fish, fish story...i will blow that lantern out. | | |
| ultralite | I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious behavior. -Henry David Thoreau | | |
| Bodupp | I don't want to belong to a club that will have someone like me for a member. - George Burns - | | |
| TideRide | "What 3 things are you most afraid of" asked Chelsy Clinton. The american soldier replied "Osoma, Obama and YO MOMMA! | | |
| TideRide | Never give a scorpion a piggy back ride across the river. --The Frog-- | | |
| TideRide | " its not the size of your worm, its how you wiggle it"--Gene Caraway(R.I.P) | | |
| bbob | "life is like a rose bush ... to appreciate the softness of the rose petal, one only needs to feel the prick of the thorn." | | |
| MrsLyin'Dog | "The irrational fear of snakes is the only excuse a grown man has to act like a complete sissy" - Colchicine | | |
| TideRide | If you dont know your rights...you dont have any. | | |
| TideRide | Free men do not ask permission to bare arms! | | |
| TideRide | Guns have only two enemies, ..rust and politicians. | | |
| TideRide | Know guns, know safety, know peace...No guns, No safety, No peace | | |
| TideRide | "Why cant we just all get along" | | |
| TideRide | "a man who lives in glass house, should be careful not to throw stones" | | |
| TideRide | "If you gonna get yo ass whupped by the police, take that ass whuppin. Don't take that taser, man." | | |
| TideRide | You can give me the "stink eye" if you want..it doesn't change anything......Hank Hill | | |
| Tuna Man | You can run out of money chasin women, but you won't run out of women chasin money. | | |
| ultralite | A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. | | |
| ssgtgroneman | "Be professional, be courtious, but have a plan to kill every person you meet." | | |
| Tuna Man | I Worked Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depended on Me! | | |
| ultralite | In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. Paul Harvey | | |
| ultralite | Courage is contagious. When a brave person takes a stand, the spines of others are stiffened. -Billy Graham | | |
| RENEGADE | I am sorry maybe my math was a liittle off.... | | |
| ultralite | The way I see it, if you want to get to the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain. -Dolly Parton | | |
| ultralite | Life must be understood backwards; but... it must be lived forward. -Soren Kierkegaard | | |
| Midnight Rider | Life is like a dog sled team. If your not the lead dog the view never changes-- Lewis Grizzard | | |
| taosx | Redfishing in florida is like highlander..."there can be only one" | | |
| bukshot01 | Beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean..Lean on walls, lean on cars...etc -- JohnBoy and Billy | | |
| pfr | Life will teach you son, that there is nothing common, about common sense. My Father | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | Pirates never get hangovers cause they never stop drinkin! | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | the drinkin continues until morale improves | | |
| JP Marine | "Hold my beer....Watch this!"---Redneck family member | | |
| Len Hayes | A day spent on the water is a day that God does not subtract | | |
| Len Hayes | "You know why divorces cost so much? It's cuz they're worth it." Willie Nelson in a movie I can't remember | | |
| VS200B | I once thought ignorance could be fixed but have found out differently.-- Ron (TUNAMAN) | | |
| JP Marine | "Sabiki"------Japanese word for Cluster F@%& | | |
| ultralite | Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. Benjamin Franklin | | |
| ultralite | "Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence" - Helen Keller | | |
| Hand Reel | Procrastination is the thief of time. | | |
| rawpelican | Being Married is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse but that don't fix the leg. Nick from Barney Miller show | | |
| ultralite | The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking. | | |
| TEAM FREESPOOL | If you let them munch they'll get away with lunch - J HOGUE while sheepie fishing. | | |
| ultralite | All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen. -Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| Getsome | Remember, half the people you know are below average | | |
| Getsome | He who laughs last, thinks slowest | | |
| Getsome | Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now | | |
| Getsome | Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened? | | |
| DanTano | A bad day of fishing is still better that a good day at work. | | |
| Garbo | "We may never get it all together, but together we can get it all" | | |
| ultralite | There is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first time. I owe him my best. -Joe DiMaggio | | |
| sailfish | If everyone would do the right thing, instead of the easy things, this world would be a better place. | | |
| rawpelican | Enjoy every Sandwitch! by Warren Zevon | | |
| Fishforlife2 | give a man a fish and he eats for a day. teach a man to fish and he spends more money then he has buying rods reels lures bait boats trucks and charters. | | |
| Fishforlife2 | The Golden Rule: He who has the Gold, Makes the Rules. | | |
| ultralite | Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -Carl Sagan | | |
| bigfishrookie | Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left. | | |
| ultralite | Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe. -Robert Service | | |
| ultralite | If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. -Yogi Berra | | |
| ultralite | If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. -Yogi Berra | | |
| ultralite | Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. -Groucho Marx | | |
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