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Grouper
 
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Set to the tune of the Real Man of Genius commercials. Bud Light Salutes the Crimson and White
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama redneck football Fan....
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify how Bama is back and ask why aren't we ranked higher.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one??
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts explaining why the Tide cannot keep a coach longer than it takes Bear Bryant to take a dump
Backup singer: Hope he wipes my face with his toilet paper!
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born.
Backup singer: We wore leather helmets!!
Announcer: You will point out that you have dominated college football and won 12 national championships.
Backup singer: So does Minnesota and Harvard!
Announcer: Be proud that the last seven years Alabama is eighth in the conference in SEC wins going 26-30.
Backup Singer: That's two more than Ole Miss!!!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to La Tech, Central Florida, Northern Illinois along with never beating Auburn in Tuscaloosa ...
Backup Singer: That's what I call a home field advantage.
Announcer: And let’s not forget not beating the 'mediocre' team from the same state in the last 5 years
Backup singer: That's about 2200 days since a win!!
Announcer: And continue to believe that you'll actually win a National Championship in three years with Savior O Saban
Backup singer: Not worth the 32 million with no buyout clause!!!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll
be guaranteed to be back to championship status when the season comes back around next year.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational and Hopelessly Pathetic Crimson Tide Fannnnnnn!
--------------------------------------------------------------------Craig Wyse The artist formerly known as "wysecw" "Yesterday is a canceled check, tomorrow is a promissary note, but today is cash in hand." 
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Grouper
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Thats funny!!!!
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Trigger
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| ROLL TIDE ROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Snapper
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| LOL, I lost it at the "leather helmets"
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Snapper
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That there is too funny!!! I know I shouldn't be laughing with the season we have had but I can't help myself.
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Snapper
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NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
______________________________________________________________________23 PALMETTO CUSTOM "MISS BEHAVIN" GEAUX TIGERS!!!!
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Snapper
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The Paint: $20.00 The Degree: Useless The Photograph: Priceless 
i ain't got a dog in this fight i just thought this was funny.
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