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Halfmoon
Posted 8/26/2008 12:21:40 AM


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> Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream
> 'racism' these days...
>   Soooo, the customer asked, 'In what aisle could I
> find the Polish sausage?'
>
>   The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you
> Polish?'
>
>   The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.
> But let me ask you something.  If I had asked for Italian
> sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?  Or if I had
> asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
> German?  Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me
> if I was Jewish?   Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you
> ask if I was Mexican?' If I asked for some Irish
> whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
>
>   The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably
> wouldn't!'
>
>   With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
> 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish
> because I asked for Polish sausage?'
>
>   The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home
> Depot.'

 

 Mark

 Pensacola,FL

 

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Horse in around
Posted 8/26/2008 7:18:53 AM


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parrothead
Posted 8/26/2008 5:23:43 PM


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Now me being a Pollack , i find that very very very funny !!!!!

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Halfmoon
Posted 8/26/2008 5:35:24 PM


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As long as we all can laugh at ourselves this World would be a better place.

I'm half Kraut and Cossack

Mom's German and Dad's Ukrainian. Nice mix huh.

 

 Mark

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kahala boy
Posted 8/26/2008 6:18:40 PM


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halfmoon---does that make you a germainian?

 

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Halfmoon
Posted 8/26/2008 6:51:03 PM


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Yeah, something like that.

a Mutt! I'm a mixed breed.

 

 Mark

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Shiznik
Posted 8/26/2008 7:29:01 PM


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Pretty good one there!

       

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Corpsman
Posted 8/26/2008 8:42:23 PM


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