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McCain's VP choice

H2OMARK — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:43:49 GMT

Hope it goes well for him.

Obama supporter

Bowed Up — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:36:42 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfvE-P--2Zw

Need to use cement mixer for small job

sealark — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:24:36 GMT

I need to borrow a small or medium electric or gas cement mixer to do a small job at my house. Will trade anchors or chain or cash for the use of machine. I have used these machines in the past and will be responsible for cleaning and returning in as borrowed condition. The job is just too big to mix in a wheelbarrow (17,80 lb Bags).

Ron 850-712-2603

bored again...BEWARE!!!! NSFW

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Garbo (I love ya brother)

Jason — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:25:14 GMT

With riverats "ingenius" last thread...What do ya'll think???????:usaflag:bowdown:usaflag

primary election

cobe killer — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:22:02 GMT

RONNIE MAC IS NOW GONNIE MAC!!:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

i know that some will not be happy, but i sure as heck am!:letsdrink

For all of you

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Additional Hurricane sight for all who cannot get through to Crown Weather because of the net traffic.

Boatjob1 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:52:33 GMT

http://www.bearpawsweather.com/tropical/index.html

HOLY $%!&!!!!! POURMAN/JOEZ GET READY!!!

VS200B — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:43:09 GMT

http://www.swellinfo.com/surf-forecast/panama-city-florida.html

got 1 word for ya...

AMAZON'S ????

What time do you get up?

Garbo — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:26:43 GMT

4:30 to 5:00am every morning. I love getting up, in the morning before sunup.

What time do you get up?

Snake ID Help Please!!

fishnfrank — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:38:07 GMT

I found this little guy in my driveway on base yesterday and my wife and I have been arguing over what kind it is. So I took as good of pictures as I could and decided to post them here for the PFF snake experts to look at. Please help us in identifying this little guy. He was a baby about 12 inches maybe and a little bigger than a pencil. Have at it.

another JOTD

bluffman2 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:38:23 GMT

Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space contin!uum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

santa rosa county school budget cuts

VS200B — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:58:03 GMT

I'm not sure who makes the decisions, and I'm just throwing this out there. but didn't santa rosa county completely mess up the school schedules to limit the amount of fuel that would be used for children relying on bus transportation???

now, if this is true, then how come i see all these brand new 'cadillac' looking busses in gulf breeze???

apparently these new busses are top of the line, and have just about everything accept SEAT BELTS...

anyone have any info on this?

Who's your favorite Football Coach?

Garbo — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:52:19 GMT

I love College Football, all of it. I will watch any game, and every game if I can. One of the most fasinating parts of a football game is the coaching to me. I love the mind game.

I am a Seminole inside and out, and love to see them win. But to watch Steve Spurrier Coach and lead a team is way cool. The guy is great. I don't know if he is my favorite coach, as I have had to be on the other side of the field from him too many times, but he is brillant, and a great leader. His mind will be most teams of more tallent.

One on One, Saban don't want no Spurrier..

Larry Blakeney is another coach to watch too. Dude's got game, and alot of it.

What coach do you most enjoy watching coach a game? and Who is your favorite Coach?

Has the O'l ball coach lost it?

dbyrd2100 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:56:40 GMT

Since Spurrier left Florida he has just not had any success. With the Gators, he would flip the f#*k out if one of his guys screwed up. He does'nt even seem to care now. As a lifelong Georgia fan I used to HATE Spurrier but I'm starting to feel a little sorry for him lately. And yes I know that Georgia lost to South Carolina last year. Hate him or not, I can appreciate a talented coach. He lost the last 5 games of last season and his offense got off to a slow start tonight against a mediocre team. Was UF just that stacked or has he lost his fire. What do you think?

Plywood

Boardfeet — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:34:31 GMT

If you guys need plywood for your windows please consider us. We will load your plywood, you don't even have to touch it. Our prices beat the big box stores and we are a locally owned company!

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Garbo get a life

river rat — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:36:12 GMT

and leave it alone

The Old man

Halfmoon — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:55:59 GMT

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, 'Bert, everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
Bert replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light
goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor c alls Bert's wife.
'Ethel,' he says, 'Bert is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and
*poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*!
the light goes off?'
'OH MY GAWD!' Ethel exclaims.
'He's pissing in the fridge again!!!!'.

Deleting topics

TurDangler — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:16:04 GMT

So, my first post on this board was a thread where I introduced myself...which I thought was the polite thing to do - It got deleted.

Yesterday, I started a poll on what people thought of a particular website - it got deleted.

What's the deal here? Am I violating some forum rule by trying to start discussion? Is that not the point of a public message board? Or is there just some crazed moderating mall ninja with his itchy trigger finger on the ban-hammer just looking for reasons to feel important?

Who would you choose to be the worlds greatest Guitarist?

Garbo — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:47:41 GMT

Be Careful... Don't just go throwing out the big names. Think about it.

I have my choice and well share it after I see some of your thoughts..

There are some great ones that don't have the big name.

The Indian and His Buffalo

BBob — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:53:24 GMT

-------------- Forwarded Message: --------------

The Indian and His Buffalo

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

'Want coffee.'

The waiter says,'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere

And then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter:

'Want coffee.'
The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?'

The Indian smiles and proudly says...

'Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day.

CPR training? anyone on here do?

Drew Mixon — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:15:25 GMT

hey guys, anyone on here do CPR training, and can train a youth? Micha needs CPR training to finish his Life Saving merit badge--CPR is the last thing he needs for this Eagle Scout required badge. he was out of town this summer when we had the training, and i would be eternally grateful if a trainer could help us out. I know it's an investment in your time, and i will be pleased to compensate as needed.

cheers.

drew

"Rollerman" video

FishingMedic — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:22:40 GMT

http://videos.komando.com/2008/08/15/rollerman/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVrlA3-f29g

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Firewood??

jaredk — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:14:09 GMT

Does anyone have any firewood they wanna get rid of. I dont know what grows around here that would work in a smoker????Oak I am guessing?

Red Hen

Halfmoon — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:20:58 GMT

Once upon a time, on a farm in Virginia,

there was a little red hen who scratched
about the barnyard until she uncovered quite
a few grains of wheat.

She called all of her Democrat neighbors together
and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread
to eat. Who will help me plant it?'

'Not I,' said the cow.
'Not I,' said the duck.
'Not I,' said the pig.
'Not I,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and
so she did.
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into
golden grain.
'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.
'Not I,' said the duck.
'Out of my classification,' said the pig.
'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread.
'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.
'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.
'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.
'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.
'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.
'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.
She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her
neighbors to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded
a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'
'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)
'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)
'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)
The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)
And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched
around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.
Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen,
'You must not be so greedy.'
'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.
'Exactly,' said Barack, the farmer. 'That is what makes
our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the
barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our
modern government regulations, the productive workers
must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are
lazy and idle.'
And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen,
who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again
baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free.
And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no
one cared so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were
paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.
Hillary got $8 million for her memoirs.
That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who
for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they
couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

Chandler's Account (grandson)

Shiznik — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:55:57 GMT

Guys,

I HAVE EDITED THIS POST TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE ACTIVATED MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR ANYONE WHO WISHES TO DONATE MONEY. IF YOU LOG INTO PAYPAL AND ENTER MY EMAIL ADDRESS: cwa7@cox.net, IT WILL ALLOW MONEY TO BE RECEIVED IN THE ACCOUNT FOR CHANDLER. AS OF THIS EVENING, THE BALANCE WAS $0.00 AND IT ALREADY HAS $20.00 IN IT. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP, WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY i AM TO POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO HELP HIM. Here is the direct link to my paypal account: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=cwa7%40cox%2enet&item_name=Chandler%27s%20get%20well%20soon%20fund&no_shipping=0&no_note=1&tax=0&currency_code=USD&lc=US&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF&charset=UTF%2d8

I am not at all begging for money from any of you, I am in high hopes that he will get a few donations to just help offset the costs of being out of town, but mainly any money received will be set aside in his account for him to use and when he can hold a smile on his face again, I know he will be so delighted to have received the donations from any of you that can. Please do not take this post as pressure to donate money. We would rather have a prayer sent to heal him and rid him of the cancer for good. I have learned over the years to not live for monetary things in life and to just cheerish life and all the loved ones in it. However, right now, Chandlers life is way more important to us than money, but this has caught us without notice and times are tough, I won't lie to you guys. I wish that any donations that are made, I could one day pay them all back to you guys, but for now, all I can do is thank all of you for Chandler!

Also, there is actually a website set up for him and you have to go through a domain to get to it. The main website is:

www.caringbridge.org and the password is the same: chandlerroulac, I don't think you have to enter this part though.

I had listed a local branch of a bank here in our town for donations and decided to list my paypal account because of how easy it is to donate money the fastest. But, the Bank Trust here in Freeport, Fl is where a bank account has been set up for him and the phone number to the bank is (850)-835-3335. Just ask for Carla Thompkins and let her know you are wanting help donating to "Chandler's Account", she will be able to help you if you select donating by this method. The bank is open from 8:30am to 5:00pm Central Time.

I hope that our daughter has posted lots of our fishing pictures on there for you all to see, if not, I'll have to get a bunch added. May God be with all of you!

Get together this weekend?

wld1985 — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:23:10 GMT

Well my birthday is Tues.. I was thinkin about gettin a few ppl together and over at the house.... I'm going to be ordering some Brewhart BBQ, a couple slabs of ribs and a butt... Anyone want to come over shoot me a line, and rack up a dish... I've got a good size inground pool... Just the deck is old and kinda sucks to walk on...