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SouthAlabamaSlayer · 09-23-2012, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BVBHAWKS

When it comes to your religion and science, yes you lack reasoning skillz..

Is a talking snake reasonable to you? If it is, for any reason, you rely on faith and deny logic.

Its human nature, for some, to do this Spooney. Its nothing against you. People want to go to an afterlife and they wont let anything (logic and reasoning) get in their way. Its a security feeling, that some people need, like a crutch. This is why seemingly intelligent people will believe absurd 2000 yr old illogical stories......TALKING SNAKES

God bless and good Karma to ya.

Oh so you wanna talk about the Garden of Eden? Ok awesome. I would LOVE to hear your theory on why snakes evolved, well actually regressed, their legs. In evolution things evolve to adapt, and benefit the species. It would be way more efficient and beneficial for them to have legs, they got rid of them.

Evolutionists have ridiculous theories as why this "occured," while Christians have an easy explanation. God told the snake that he would crawl on his belly forever, aka, you no longer have legs. Boom, done.

jspooney · 09-23-2012, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BVBHAWKS

When it comes to your religion and science, yes you lack reasoning skillz..

Is a talking snake reasonable to you? If it is, for any reason, you rely on faith and deny logic.

Its human nature, for some, to do this Spooney. Its nothing against you. People want to go to an afterlife and they wont let anything (logic and reasoning) get in their way. Its a security feeling, that some people need, like a crutch. This is why seemingly intelligent people will believe absurd 2000 yr old illogical stories......TALKING SNAKES

God bless and good Karma to ya.

Well, you got me. It's true, I believe every single word of the bible...from start to finish. I have put reasoning and logic aside, I have buried my head in the sand, and I have denounced all science for the sake of blind faith. What makes it even worse, I have given my life..my family...my career...my everything for this silly little fairytale called the gospel. I am a fool. I need a crutch. I am a broken, wounded, desperate man in need of a savior. I'm glad you need none of those things. Fortunately for you, your keen intellect and your bulletproof logic keep you safe and secure, without any need for anybody else...let alone a higher power. You are fortunate to have discovered the mysteries of life by reproducing them through experiments. You are truly an island, an inspiration of sorts, to those who are weak and simple. May your vast understanding of the universe serve you well. As for me, I will remain dependent on the 2000 year old fairytale believed by some of the worlds greatest leaders, philosophers, and thinkers. Yes, I choose to believe the gospel and I choose to be a follower of Jesus.

johnf · 09-23-2012, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthAlabamaSlayer

Oh so you wanna talk about the Garden of Eden? Ok awesome. I would LOVE to hear your theory on why snakes evolved, well actually regressed, their legs. In evolution things evolve to adapt, and benefit the species. It would be way more efficient and beneficial for them to have legs, they got rid of them.

Evolutionists have ridiculous theories as why this "occured," while Christians have an easy explanation. God told the snake that he would crawl on his belly forever, aka, you no longer have legs. Boom, done.

Or the whale de-evolving from some sort of cow thingy.

BVBHAWKS · 09-23-2012, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthAlabamaSlayer

Oh so you wanna talk about the Garden of Eden? Ok awesome. I would LOVE to hear your theory on why snakes evolved, well actually regressed, their legs. In evolution things evolve to adapt, and benefit the species. It would be way more efficient and beneficial for them to have legs, they got rid of them.

Evolutionists have ridiculous theories as why this "occured," while Christians have an easy explanation. God told the snake that he would crawl on his belly forever, aka, you no longer have legs. Boom, and done.

God Told a snake to do something? Ya, that's logical??

So, God gave a snake vocal cords and the ability to speak with humans? Good God, do you know how crazy that thought process is?

Blind faith is alive a well with the Slayer Muslim!

I hope to heck GOD does not punish you for not thinking logical.

Everyone gets to Heaven, your cult is not exclusive!!!

BVBHAWKS · 09-23-2012, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jspooney

Well, you got me. It's true, I believe every single word of the bible...from start to finish. I have put reasoning and logic aside, I have buried my head in the sand, and I have denounced all science for the sake of blind faith. What makes it even worse, I have given my life..my family...my career...my everything for this silly little fairytale called the gospel. I am a fool. I need a crutch. I am a broken, wounded, desperate man in need of a savior. I'm glad you need none of those things. Fortunately for you, your keen intellect and your bulletproof logic keep you safe and secure, without any need for anybody else...let alone a higher power. You are fortunate to have discovered the mysteries of life by reproducing them through experiments. You are truly an island, an inspiration of sorts, to those who are weak and simple. May your vast understanding of the universe serve you well. As for me, I will remain dependent on the 2000 year old fairytale believed by some of the worlds greatest leaders, philosophers, and thinkers. Yes, I choose to believe the gospel and I choose to be a follower of Jesus.

Spooney, first of all, my way of thinking is not an island. Many people think the way I do!

To me, its funny how you deflect from the talking snake! Do you really think its logical?

Romney is Christian, but he thinks he will rule over his own planet when he dies....

You guys crack me up, free your mind! I feel sorry for you all!

BVBHAWKS · 09-23-2012, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by johnf

Or the whale de-evolving from some sort of cow thingy.

Bravo....

You are a shinning light for the creationism community.

Do yourself a favor, study a peer reviewed science journal and get back to me!!

Your mind wont allow it to seep in, its human nature brother! I dont blame you, you were not blessed with the genetic material to think critically!

Its a numbers game, on an evolutionarily scale, and you were delt a bad hand! Deal with it, you will know the truth when you die!!!

Good Karma!

jspooney · 09-23-2012, 11:51 PM

So, you affirm that only that which can be scientifically proven beyond a reasonable doubt is logical. Yes? By the way, I'll bet you didn't know an entire chapter was written about you in the bible. Funny, isn't it, you are described in detail in writings from nearly 2000 years ago.

BVBHAWKS · 09-24-2012, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jspooney

So, you affirm that only that which can be scientifically proven beyond a reasonable doubt is logical. Yes? By the way, I'll bet you didn't know an entire chapter was written about you in the bible. Funny, isn't it, you are described in detail in writings from nearly 2000 years ago.

Its funny you dance around the TALKING SNAKE!!!!!

Do you really think its logical for a snake to talk to Humans? Yes or no??

No chapter was written about me in the Bibull, Thats is crazy to think that way!!!

God help you! You think its your religion or hell and that is not LOGICAL!!!

Sad, very sad,,,,,,But again, its HUMAN nature to think the way you do....Its genetic and you can't see it!!

jspooney · 09-24-2012, 12:26 AM

Not dancing at all. Yes I believe the account in Genesis 3 about the serpent, Adam, and Eve. So, back to my question? Do you affirm that only that which can be scientifically proven beyond a reasonable doubt is logical? Surely you aren't going to dance on this very easy question. And yes, if you read the bible you would find a chapter that talks about you. It is amazingly accurate.

SouthAlabamaSlayer · 09-24-2012, 08:21 AM

Congrats BVB, you have shown your ignorance about evolution. You have committed an argumentative fallacy. Since you couldn't give us an explanation about why those things evolved backwards, you attacked us personally. This is called an ad hominem fallacy, and you tend to do it a lot.

I want an answer, why did they get rid of legs?

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jspooney Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,821	So, you affirm that only that which can be scientifically proven beyond a reasonable doubt is logical. Yes? By the way, I'll bet you didn't know an entire chapter was written about you in the bible. Funny, isn't it, you are described in detail in writings from nearly 2000 years ago. Last edited by jspooney; 09-23-2012 at 11:56 PM.

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09-24-2012, 12:26 AM	#69
jspooney Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,821	Not dancing at all. Yes I believe the account in Genesis 3 about the serpent, Adam, and Eve. So, back to my question? Do you affirm that only that which can be scientifically proven beyond a reasonable doubt is logical? Surely you aren't going to dance on this very easy question. And yes, if you read the bible you would find a chapter that talks about you. It is amazingly accurate.

09-24-2012, 08:21 AM	#70
SouthAlabamaSlayer Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 1,928	Congrats BVB, you have shown your ignorance about evolution. You have committed an argumentative fallacy. Since you couldn't give us an explanation about why those things evolved backwards, you attacked us personally. This is called an ad hominem fallacy, and you tend to do it a lot. I want an answer, why did they get rid of legs?

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