President Bush's Library explanation for the Bush haters

Horse in around · 01-02-2009, 11:13 PM

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
5. The Guantanamo Bay Ro om, where they don't let you out.
6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.(Florida has five hurricanes, a white male Republican Governor and all is well, Alabama had a white male Republican Governor and It is put back together. Louisiana had what? A democrat Governor and black mayor. Can you say Obama going to save me!)
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.(What did you have to eat 45 days ago.)
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.(Great story! Got rid of Dan Rather.)
4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.( Say that to Sergeant Kelly. He would probable kick your ass with only one leg.)
5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.(I hope they (Obama) turn them bad boys out. Bring them to the U.S. and give them full rights and citizen ship. They have suffered enough.)
6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.(No dumb ass he used them to kill 300,000 people.)
7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.(Kept you safe since 9-11. How much is your safety worth and lets not forget all the Katrina victims.)
8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.(Duh!! The wealthy are the ones that pay most of the taxes. Sad thing, your vote counts just as much as mine.) 
9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.(Seven great years, if you didn?t make any money during this period of time then you are really a looser.)
10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)(We support the troupes not there mission, ?The was is lost? fricken unreal.)
11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.(What about Halliburton, and the money they made with this war!)
12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.(Good)
13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.(Get over it George won!!! Thank God)
14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.(90 percent of all gay men are dems.)
15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.(Open only to Bush haters.)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com

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jim t · 01-03-2009, 01:10 AM

I think it's funny, of course I'm a liberal... stand by for incoming...

But I'm guessing you mean't it in fun, but our conservative friends might not see the humor.

opcorn

opcorn

Jim

Baitcaster · 01-04-2009, 11:43 PM

let's say I agree with everything in red ink .

don't worry Jim, you're still a Gator so at least you're batting .500 :letsdrink

01-02-2009, 11:13 PM	#1
Horse in around Senior Member Mingo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Milton Florida Posts: 145	President Bush's Library explanation for the Bush haters <P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: whitesmoke; MARGIN: 0in 0in 12pt"><SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>5. The Guantanamo Bay Ro om, where they don't let you out. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: whitesmoke; MARGIN: 0in 0in 12pt"><SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Florida has five hurricanes, a white male Republican Governor and all is well, Alabama had a white male Republican Governor and It is put back together. Louisiana had what? A democrat Governor and black mayor. Can you say Obama going to save me!)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(What did you have to eat 45 days ago.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Great story! Got rid of Dan Rather.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">( Say that to Sergeant Kelly. He would probable kick your ass with only one leg.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(I hope they (Obama) turn them bad boys out. Bring them to the U.S. and give them full rights and citizen ship. They have suffered enough.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(No dumb ass he used them to kill 300,000 people.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Kept you safe since 9-11. How much is your safety worth and lets not forget all the Katrina victims.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Duh!! The wealthy are the ones that pay most of the taxes. Sad thing, your vote counts just as much as mine.) <SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Seven great years, if you didn?t make any money during this period of time then you are really a looser.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(We support the troupes not there mission, ?The was is lost? fricken unreal.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(What about Halliburton, and the money they made with this war!)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Good)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Get over it George won!!! Thank God)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(90 percent of all gay men are dems.)<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <SPAN class=ececapple-style-span>15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.<SPAN class=ececapple-style-span><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">(Open only to Bush haters.)<SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>

01-03-2009, 01:10 AM	#2
jim t Neptune calls me "Daddy" Blue Marlin Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,238	RE: President Bush's Library explanation for the Bush haters I think it's funny, of course I'm a liberal... stand by for incoming... But I'm guessing you mean't it in fun, but our conservative friends might not see the humor. opcornopcorn Jim __________________ GO GATORS!!!

01-04-2009, 11:43 PM	#3
Baitcaster Topwater Bluefish fan Grouper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,141	RE: President Bush's Library explanation for the Bush haters let's say I agree with everything in red ink . don't worry Jim, you're still a Gator so at least you're batting .500 :letsdrink

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