choppedliver

So I was raised in the country, been in the military, live in town last 14 years... Never really thought of myself as a redneck, though definitely southern.



Was about to watch the game yesterday, and I looked at my coffee table.



And this is what I found







Tape measure, flounder gig, southern flavor, and a pitcher left over from previous night that I was drinking rum and coke out of.lol. You can't see the shotgun shells in this pic



Then I looked to my left ( living room corner ) and saw this







Two sand spikes, a shotgun, a flounder gig, two battery chargers, a skil saw , ( actually is a skil brand), some vise grips and others hand tools.



So my girlfriend says I'm not a redneck, but this epiphany made me think of the old Jeff Foxworthy line and and question my self lol..



So let's see your best , true life, no bs picture. Has to be you/your family, not something you googled on the Al Gore's Interweb ( haha). Show us why you MIGHT be a redneck!!! AND IT CAN'T BE POSED... NO SETUPS. This was 100% my current situation, totally unplanned



This should be good!

angus_cow_doctor

you might be a redneck if.......................

You take your lawn furniture fishing with you!



Wow! That dude in the picture looks SOOOOOO familiar! LOL

angus_cow_doctor

You might be a redneck if......

Your muffler on your tractor was wobbling all over the place, so you installed patented "anti-vibration" rubber straps hooked onto an old coat hanger for heat dissipation......

(We still use this tractor to rake hay and in the garden. Notice the fine welding job)

choppedliver

NIIIICE!

MGuns

If this is your idea of a good time with friends on a Saturday morning!

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Mike

MGySgt USMC (Retired)
2006 Everglades 243CC w/ Verado 250 (for sale)
1994 Nitro 800XLS w/ Merc 150

Boatjob1

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jt

Maybe if you think you're taking a good picture and later realize you have a beer in one hand and the porta-potty's are in the background. Me and my girlfriend at the Mullet Fest. last year.

Jason

You might be a redneck if:

If you live in an upscale neighborhood and crush cans w/ your big ole 4x4 (those were the days)

If you got a sign in your drive that says : "If you can read this, you're in range" (those who've been at my place know):shedevil

If you look forward to trash days just to see what you might be able to bring home:letsdrink

choppedliver

hahah, priceless!

Snagged Line

My Christmas lights are still up.....................goin on four years now:doh