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Old 03-19-2017, 02:54 PM   #1
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How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them:

Men fart more than women.
The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
An average person farts around 14 times a day.
Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.
Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.
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My wife has the annoying habit of hitting the "mute" button on the TV remote every time she has to let one rip. Then she strikes some of the damnedest poses. I'll try to get some video.
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My wife has the annoying habit of hitting the "mute" button on the TV remote every time she has to let one rip. Then she strikes some of the damnedest poses. I'll try to get some video.
Can't wait for this one to post. Gonna make some popcorn first. Then in the morning I'll read about the wife that that became disenchanted with her husband because she found a vid on a fishing forum about her flatulence and smothered him during the night under the covers! Any body what to invest in the movie rights?

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Turn up the volume. Plus, how many in the "Blue Flame Club"?


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Damn Mike, I must be healthy as a horse!
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How much do you know about farts besides the fact that they sound and smell funny, and come out from the bum. These are some things you should know about them:

Men fart more than women.
The original meaning of fart if forth as wind from the anus. This word was coined in 1962.
An average person farts around 14 times a day.
Those 14 farts a day are enough to fill up a balloon.
This is not something to be embarrassed about as it means that you are healthy. A healthy digestive tract produces farts. If you are not farting at all go to the doctor.
Farts are made up of hydrogen sulfide that reduces mitochondrial damage. Smelling farts can be healthy, thus next time you fart take a nice deep breath and thank the person.
Female farts tend to be stinkier as females have higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide. Female farts are healthier to smell.
Farts go as fast as 10 ft/sec.
If you have very tight sphincter you will produce louder farts as they have smaller tighter area to squeeze out from.
Gum and soda make you fart more, thus if you know somebody who farts a lot and they drink a lot of soda and chewing gum, hide it from them.
Most of the farting happens at night when we sleep.
Termites are animals which produce the most fart. Camels, zebras, sheep, cows, elephants, and dogs (especially labs and retrievers) follow next.
No thanks. I remember getting on an elevator with 3 or 4 people as another guy with an evil grin was getting off. As the door closed, it became pretty obvious why he was grinning. He probably busted out laughing as he walked away.
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