We are in trouble

FlounderAssassin · 04-09-2008, 11:54 PM

We are in trouble...
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> The population of this country is 300 million.
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> 160 million are retired.
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> That leaves 140 million to do the work.
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> There are 85 million in school.
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> Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
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> Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
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> Leaving 15 million to do the work.
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> 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
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> Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
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> Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
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> At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
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> Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
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> Now, there are 1 ,211,998 people in prisons.
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> That leaves just two people to do the work.
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> You and me.
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> And there you are,
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> Sitting on your ass,
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> At your computer, reading jokes.
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> Nice. Real nice.

Fish Happens · 04-10-2008, 11:17 AM

Crap.....You caught me. And I work for the Army Corps of Engineers. And your right, I'm just sitting on my but reading jokes.

Redfish · 04-10-2008, 05:08 PM

Dammit:banghead I didn't think you Knew!!!!!

Tdevil76 · 04-12-2008, 03:17 PM

:clap

waterboy6921 · 04-12-2008, 03:21 PM

Know that just funny kinda thought it was a joke in the begining

04-09-2008, 11:54 PM	#1
FlounderAssassin Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cantonment, FL Posts: 2,256	We are in trouble We are in trouble... > > > > The population of this country is 300 million. > > > > 160 million are retired. > > > > That leaves 140 million to do the work. > > > > > There are 85 million in school. > > > > > > Which leaves 55 million to do the work. > > > > > > Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. > > > > > > Leaving 15 million to do the work. > > > > > > > > > 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama > Bin-Laden. > > > > Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. > > > > > Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city > Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. > > > > > > At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. > > > > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. > > > > > > Now, there are 1 ,211,998 people in prisons. > > > > > > That leaves just two people to do the work. > > > > > > You and me. > > > > > And there you are, > > > > > Sitting on your ass, > > > > > > At your computer, reading jokes. > > > > > > Nice. Real nice.

04-10-2008, 11:17 AM	#2
Fish Happens Senior Member Grouper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola, FL Posts: 625	RE: We are in trouble Crap.....You caught me. And I work for the Army Corps of Engineers. And your right, I'm just sitting on my but reading jokes. __________________ -Tight Lines- Website \| Twitter \| Facebook

04-10-2008, 05:08 PM	#3
Redfish Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,985	RE: We are in trouble Dammit:banghead I didn't think you Knew!!!!!

04-12-2008, 03:17 PM	#4
Tdevil76 Senior Member Mingo Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Cantonment Posts: 176	RE: We are in trouble :clap

04-12-2008, 03:21 PM	#5
waterboy6921 Senior Member Mingo Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: pensacola Posts: 100	RE: We are in trouble Know that just funny kinda thought it was a joke in the begining

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