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Old 04-09-2008, 10:54 PM   #1
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We are in trouble...
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> That leaves 140 million to do the work.
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> 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
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> Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
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> At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
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> Now, there are 1 ,211,998 people in prisons.
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> That leaves just two people to do the work.
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> Nice. Real nice.
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:17 AM   #2
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Crap.....You caught me. And I work for the Army Corps of Engineers. And your right, I'm just sitting on my but reading jokes.
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Old 04-10-2008, 04:08 PM   #3
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Dammit:banghead I didn't think you Knew!!!!!
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:17 PM   #4
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Old 04-12-2008, 02:21 PM   #5
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Know that just funny kinda thought it was a joke in the begining
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