donedealin

can't wait this is good stuff .letsdrink:bowdown

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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter IV. <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Yeah, There Really Was an Orgy!<o></o>[/I][/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>Right on time, the girls fromSorority Houseshowed up. No, not stuck up sorority chicks but ?Fancy Wimmin? from ?Miss Martha'sSorority Housea not so well known (AND TOTALLY FICTIONAL)Micanopy cathouse. Some of these girls came out to Frank?s place every week so they knew the program. Dang, it would be mighty nice to have a million dollar a year trust fund!<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>The girls all tried Frank?s new invention, did what they came to do then left us guys grinning. <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>We all took a couple of more toots then headed for bed. Somehow I missed the steps to Frank?s ?Shack? and wandered off into the woods. Frank shut the generator down and it got dark as a dungeon.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>I walked into a tree, staggered a little and sat down hard. The world was a whole lot whirly, with flashing lights and stars I?d never noticed before so I laid flat down with my head on a lump that became a pillow as I descended into a Marijuana induced dream world.

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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter V. <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">?Somebody?s Knocking!?<o></o>[/I][/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><o></o>[/I][/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Author?s note: So far, this tale has been pretty normal for me, considering the circumstances. It is gonna? get a little weird for a while. If you don?t believe in the paranormal, abnormal or totally screwed up tales, you might as well quit reading here because, as I mentioned, it is definitely going to get pretty weird.<o></o>[/I]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>?Knock-knock-knock,? then <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">?Knock-knock-knock,?[/B] then <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">?KNOCK ?KNOCK-KNOCK, dammitletmeoutofhere!? <o></o>[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><o></o>[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>I sat bolt upright. I couldn?t see my hand in front of my face unless I held it overhead where it shaded stars. Letmeoutofhereasshole, came a tiny and most unladylike voice.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>?It?s dark,? I said. ?Where are you?? ?You?ve been snoring in my ear for the last 3 hours,? the tiny voice said. I was more than a little confused. Finally the voice said, ?I am in the Urn you?ve been using as a pillow.? Oh yeah, I remembered resting my head on some sort of a lump in the ground. I rubbed my stiff neck then began patting the ground behind me until I found the lump. Then she said, ?Right there, I?m inside. Please let me out.?<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>There wasn?t much to hold onto so I had to scratch away a bunch of sand to get the Urn loose. That sucker was huge. I shoveled and scratched until my hands bled then gave up. I told her I?d have to wait until morning so I could get a shovel and some help. <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>A bloodcurdling scream came from the Urn. Then in a deathly calm voice there came this proclamation: ?If you don?t get me out of here in 2 minutes, I am going to wet myself. If I wet myself I am going to cast a spell on you that will cause your teeth to fall out and your pecker fall off.? I dug faster then kicked and jerked at the Urn until I could sit it upright. <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>I felt for some sort of lid but could find none. Then the calm voice came again, ?Turn this SOB over, you?ve got me upside down.? Easy for her to say. That sucker must?ve weighed 500 pounds. In the strength that comes from utter desperation, I flipped the Urn end for end. <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>A wedge of light emanated from a tiny crack in the lid. Slowly the lid lifted followed by a dainty hand holding a candle.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>I turned and ran!

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bluffman2

this is gonna get good.....:clap

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I was gonna work on the tale tonight but I am WHUPPED!

It was rough as all get out this morning and 6 hours of trolling kicked my butt. Fortunately, the Grouper bit just fine and made my fishing buddies real happy. I thought we were going to have a great day when the first fish ate the plug before Ron finished letting his line out. Smoked Thumb!

I kinda owed one of these guys for some help a while back so I helped them clean fish and didn't take any. When they left, I cut enough Grouper cheeks for 3 meals. MMMm!

I am ready for bed. I might get up and catch some Redfish in the morning. Tide will be right about 9. If you haven't tried retirement, I highly recommend it.

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Murphy's Law

Can't wait for the whole read !! Your killing me here.

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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter VI: <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">I Might as Well Quit Right Here ?Cause[/I] <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Ya?ll Ain?t Gonna Believe This[/I].<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><o></o>[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">?Whack!? [/B]More pain, more stars, more flashing lights, more time on the ground in total blackness. Six inch Oak limbs are mighty hard!<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>When the lights came back on they were mighty dim. My head throbbed. I became aware of a figure standing over me. As my blurred vision cleared, the figure became a girl then an Indian girl and finally a real topless ?Fox? wearing only a deerskin micro-mini and pigtails. (Did you know that Injun girls don?t wear panties?) Yeah, I was back to abnormal.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>When she noticed my stare, she kicked me in the side of the head and there were more stars and flashing lights. <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>She said, ?Is there any food? I?m starving. I haven?t eaten in 900 years.? ?Wait right here,? I said and sprinted for the shack, easily avoiding the trees that caused problems in the dark. By then, it was almost daylight.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>I was back in a flash with a gallon of milk, a box of Cheerios and the sugar bowl. ?Wups,? I said and ran back for a bowl and spoon. When I got back, the milk jug was empty as was the box of Cheerios. She was nowhere to be seen but I could hear splashing from the pond. <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>I followed the sound of splashing and there she was, Mother Naked, bathing in the pond. I sat down facing away from the pond. I figured she would want privacy so I didn?t peek----MUCH. If she really could make my teeth fall out and my pecker fall off by simply casting a spell, I darn sure did not want to upset her. <P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>I must?ve dozed off for a while. I became aware of a bug trying to crawl up my nose as I awakened. Actually, it was a weed she was tickling me with. She smiled down at me so I kinda figured my teeth and the other part were safe for the time being.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>She sat down and began to tell me a mighty strange tale that you guys absolutely ain?t gonna? believe.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o></o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><o>Much more later-----</o>

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one big one

Come on man, your killin me. Thats so good, I can't wait.:bowdown clap

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I just added another tale, the only "Ghost Story" I ever wrote to the thread about "Doyou believe in ghosts?" Pretty much a true tale too.

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