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#101 |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Crystal River, FL
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This tale is gonna get "Curiouser and curiouser" for the nextfew chapters. I'm having a little trouble with the next one because I can't even name the chapter.
Hopefully it will come to me today. |
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#102 |
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Snapper
Join Date: Jan 2008
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it has been an increible read so far keep up the good work captken.i'm looking forwaed to he next chapter.
clap letsdrink
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#103 |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Feb 2008
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I just realized I hadn't properly introduced Clint's main squeeze, Mary Nell Pugh of the Alachua County Pugh clan. Clint always calls her bear.
Mary Nell is about 5'7", 120# (All in the right place)honey blonde hair, a few freckles, corn flower blue eyes, meaner than a rattlesnake, part time CNA, log truck driver, topless dancer at MoJoe's and drop dead gorgeous. She also pumps septic tanks for HoneyDoo Septic Tank Service of Alachua County on an occasional basis. Oh yeah, I haven't mentioned she spent 4 years in the USMC. I guess I gotta add the rest of the story. Way back before Gillette and Shick decided they could boost their razor sales tremendously by touting the absolute necessity of the bare female pubis, Mary Nell discovered her naturally bald--um-er-ah-uh "area" was a turn on for guys who were accustomed to fur. At MoJoe's, the girls got down to topless but that was as far as it was supposed to go in Alachua County. Most nights, when there were obviously no cops present and the only clients were from the local Baptist Church and were definitely not gonna say nothin', some of the girls would slyly put a thumb in their G-string and pull it down for a half second flash. The first time Mary Nell "Flashed" the guys, somebody yelled, "She's bare down there." From then on, when Mary Nell would go on stage, the chant would go up, "She's bare down there, she's bare down there-----" Let me go on record and say, I'd rather French Kiss a rattle snake than get on Mary Nell's bad side so don't tell Mary Nell! |
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#104 |
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Snapper
Join Date: Jul 2008
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Captken, I'm gittin' another one of them images in my head. Pictures???:takephoto
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#105 |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Crystal River, FL
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice ffice" /><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Chapt XXVII Turn off the Dam? Light<o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">I can?t remember the last time I slept past [/B]<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com ffice:smarttags" /><st1:time Hour="9" Minute="0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">9AM[/B]</st1:time><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">. I was blissfully sawing logs when I sorta blinked my eyes and realized the light was on. ?TURN OFF THE DAM? LIGHT? I muttered but, nobody responded. I sat up in bed and realized, [/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">the sun was already high. I tried to go back to sleep but my bladder was on the verge of bustin?. I eased out of bed and headed for the outhouse, not making a sound.<o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">Frank has a rule. ?THE FIRST PERSON UP COOKS BREAKFAST.? Bladder relieved, I slipped back inside and into bed. Good! Nobody knew I had been up. About a minute later, Frank got up and headed for the outhouse too. When he came back in, he said, ?I think I?d like my eggs over easy.?<o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">I made pancakes and made sure I made enough noise in the process to rouse everybody. Of course, Mary Nell had dragged Clint home with her and I don?t remember him kicking and screaming. Sooo, I whomped up enough batter for pancakes for 5 and fried a pound of bacon and a pound of link sausage. <o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">Buddy, Frank, Bubba and I sat down for breakfast. ?Uh,? Bubba said, ?Reckon we ought to rouse Inouwantme?? ?Naah,? Frank said, ?She had a late night.?<o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">I cooked;second up washes dishes and cleans the kitchen.<o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">Buddy and Bubba?s early morning fishing trip got a mighty late start. I don?t recall hearing the alarm at [/B]<st1:time Hour="5" Minute="0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">5AM[/B]</st1:time><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"> but the spring for the ringer was darn sure run down. Come to think of it, we?d only been in bed about 45 minutes at [/B]<st1:time Hour="5" Minute="0"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">5AM[/B]</st1:time><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.<o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">For a change, nobody drank beer with breakfast. I never liked beer with pancakes anyhow.<o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">About [/B]<st1:time Hour="10" Minute="30"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">10:30[/B]</st1:time><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">, Frank knocked on Inouwantme?s door. No answer.<o ></o >[/B]
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#106 |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Crystal River, FL
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If I have offended anybody so far, I apologize.Last nightit was brought to my attention that I should change the name of Miss Martha's "Establishment." I went back and changed the name to "Miss Martha's Sorority House." If anybody printed any of this tale out, please change the name of the cathouse as I have. Oh yeah, if you see any place where I missed changing the name of "Miss Martha's" please let me know.
The last thing I want to do is step on toes unless you are a Seminole orBama fan. We'll be heading to Auburn in an hour or so. We're leaving Chester in charge at home. |
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#107 |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Crystal River, FL
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I'm logged in as a guest on my daughter's computer. I don't have my computer glasses so doing about anything is tough. I can't find MS Word so I really can't compose anything. That means I won't be able to add today's chapter even thoughit is going to change the direction of the tale.
I've mentioned Elmo Pugh, Mary Nell's ("Bear" or maybe it is Bare) pa and he will have a role in coming chapters. Twoof Clint's brothers, Clancy and Clayton Palmgren join the cast and at least one will be leaving. One of our crew will be committed to the funny farm at Chattahoochee. The calamitious events that are soon to comewill drivehim completely over the edge. |
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#108 |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Feb 2008
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Chapter XXVIII The Ledger<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice ffice" /><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Frank began to get a little antsy when Inouwantme hadn?t come out of her room by high noon. At <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com ffice:smarttags" /><st1:time Hour="12" Minute="0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">12:00</st1:time><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> precisely, he allowed, ?Don?t you think this is a little strange?? Danged if I knew why he asked me because I don?t know nothin? about women, well, other than what most normal 23 year old guys consider essential. We decided to knock on the door after discussing it until about <st1:time Hour="12" Minute="2"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">12:02</st1:time><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">. <o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">First knock, kinda soft like---no answer. Second knock, a little louder---no answer. When I knocked the third time, it woulda? woke Bubba, even with a hangover---no answer. I slammed my palm on the door a few times then yelled, ?Wake up Sleeping Beauty?---no answer so I opened the door.<o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">The bed hadn?t been slept in. Inouwantme was not in the room. <o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">There was an ancient book on the bed along with one of the ring binders Frank used for his research notes. Beside the books were 3 softballs.<o ></o >
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#109 |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Crystal River, FL
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<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Chapter XXIX I Ought to be Ashamed (Frank)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice ffice" /><o ></o >[/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">I walked over to the bed and opened the ancient ledger book to the first page. The script was neat and legible, perfectly preserved although what served as paper was dry and fragile. While neat and legible, the characters were unknown to me. What language was this? As far as I knew, even the latest American Indians had no written language.<o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Ken, come take a look at this. I certainly couldn?t decipher whatever was written in the old book. ?Reckon it could be Hebrew,? Ken asked. Now that made sense because she had been taught by Vijay Feingold. <o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">I gotta? go to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City><st1 lace><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Gainesville</st1 lace></st1:City><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">. I can take the book to my buddy Moshe Turtletaub. He is a Rabi now so he ought to be able to read Hebrew. <o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">As I turned onto the black top, headed for <st1:City><st1 lace><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Gainesville</st1 lace></st1:City><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">, I realized I hadn?t even thought about Inouwantme.<o ></o ><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o ></o >
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