A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'."

captken · 10-18-2008, 09:55 PM

Marijuana Dreamin'Foreword.This is a work of total fiction. Well, maybe not. There are definitely some things in the tale most folks here probably never knew. Ferinstance, did anybody know there was a Jewish-Hindu Trading Post in north Georgia more than 900 years ago? Do you know the ancient meaning of Tallahassee or Tuscaloosa? Probably not! What about how ancient footballs were made? Ever heard of Vijay Fiengold orHymie Patel? Did you know that the Kama Sutra was read by Native Americans more than 900 years ago? Probably not!If you are gonna get upset about the mention and, yes, even the cultivation, distribution, and use of Marijuana like you never heard before, let me know and I won't tell the tale here. This is gonna take a while. Some of my stories have a hundred or more chapters. So far, this tale has only 12 chapters and a general outline. As it unfolds, I'll probably solicit ideas for additional twists and turns from you guys. I am always open for suggestions and, if I knew some of you, you might find yourself enmeshed. Hopefully there will be 50 chapters by the end of the year and a lot more next year.Oh yeah, I hope folks have thick skins when it comes to their favorite football teams because I am an Auburn fan and Auburn hadn't been invented when the early part of this tale took place.Mods. I won't start the tale until I find out if folks have a problem with it. The content is certainly not as bad as PG-13.

bluffman2 · 10-18-2008, 09:59 PM

heck yea....speacially since i read your other one from yesterday regarding the married couple.........bring it on.....

Tuna Man · 10-18-2008, 10:02 PM

Well for one Capt Ken, Im waiting. I'm neither Political Correct (if one couldn't tell

), or thin skined.

Corpsman · 10-18-2008, 10:32 PM

Bring it.

jim t · 10-18-2008, 10:37 PM

Capt Ken,

Go for it... and by the way, if my name comes up... I smoked Marijuana somein high school and college, then lied about it to get into the Navy.

I've also carried on with loose women... God bless them all!

Jim

Snagged Line · 10-18-2008, 10:55 PM

Go ahead........Fill the Bong:letsparty

Tuna Man · 10-18-2008, 10:56 PM

Quote:

jim t (10/18/2008)Capt Ken,

Go for it... and by the way, if my name comes up... I smoked Marijuana somein high school and college, then lied about it to get into the Navy.

I've also carried on with loose women... God bless them all!

Jim

Told the truth and your chances of being an officer would of been zilch point shit, but you could be president tho.

And look at how you turned out you hippie freak

oke

sniper · 10-19-2008, 09:50 AM

:clap you are an excellent writer.

need2fish · 10-19-2008, 10:08 AM

:nonono This reefer madness can only lead to dancing and drinking beer.

Bur in the name of beign an informed citizen....please continue.

captken · 10-19-2008, 10:54 AM

Ok, Here are the titles of the first few chapters.Chapter II[/B] ?All Most Busted??[/I][/B] Naah, Not a Chance!Chapter III. Aaaah-Chooo![/B]Chapter IV. Yeah, There Really Was an Orgy![/I][/B]<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com

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>Chapter V. ?Somebody?s Knocking!?[/I][/B]<o

>Chapter VI: I Might as Well Quit Right Here ?Cause Ya?ll Ain?t Gonna Believe This.[/B]Chapter VII. A Chapter of American Pre-History Revealed.<o

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>Chapter VIII. The Grand Tour. (More Pre-history)[/I][/B]Chapter IX. ?Vijay Feingold?s Mercantile and Trading Company<o

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>Chapter XI. My First Football Game, (Even more Pre-History)[/I][/B]Chapter XII. No More Whole Noles. (The last Pre-Hostory for a while)[/I][/B]<o

>ChapterXIII. ?Do you Think I am Cute Enough to be a Gator Cheerleader?? (Back to the present)<o

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10-18-2008, 09:55 PM	#1
captken Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Crystal River, FL Posts: 1,873	A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." <P align=center>Marijuana Dreamin'<P align=center>Foreword.<P align=left>*This is a work of total fiction.* Well, maybe not. There are definitely some things in the tale most folks here probably never knew. Ferinstance, did anybody know there was a Jewish-Hindu Trading Post in north Georgia more than 900 years ago? Do you know the ancient meaning of Tallahassee or Tuscaloosa? Probably not! What about how ancient footballs were made? Ever heard of Vijay Fiengold orHymie Patel? Did you know that the Kama Sutra was read by Native Americans more than 900 years ago? Probably not!<P align=left>If you are gonna get upset about the mention and, yes, even the cultivation, distribution, and use of Marijuana like you never heard before, let me know and I won't tell the tale here. This is gonna take a while. Some of my stories have a hundred or more chapters. So far, this tale has only 12 chapters and a general outline. As it unfolds, I'll probably solicit ideas for additional twists and turns from you guys. I am always open for suggestions and, if I knew some of you, you might find yourself enmeshed. <P align=left>Hopefully there will be 50 chapters by the end of the year and a lot more next year.<P align=left>Oh yeah, I hope folks have thick skins when it comes to their favorite football teams because I am an Auburn fan and Auburn hadn't been invented when the early part of this tale took place.<P align=left>Mods. I won't start the tale until I find out if folks have a problem with it. The content is certainly not as bad as PG-13. __________________ Captken http://www.panhandlefishingbooks.com/

10-18-2008, 09:59 PM	#2
bluffman2 Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,940	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." heck yea....speacially since i read your other one from yesterday regarding the married couple.........bring it on.....

10-18-2008, 10:02 PM	#3
Tuna Man Senior Member Grand Slam Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Calera, AL....25 Miles S of Birmingham Posts: 6,580	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." Well for one Capt Ken, Im waiting. I'm neither Political Correct (if one couldn't tell), or thin skined.

10-18-2008, 10:32 PM	#4
Corpsman Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,272	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." Bring it.

10-18-2008, 10:37 PM	#5
jim t Neptune calls me "Daddy" Blue Marlin Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,204	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." Capt Ken, Go for it... and by the way, if my name comes up... I smoked Marijuana somein high school and college, then lied about it to get into the Navy. I've also carried on with loose women... God bless them all! Jim __________________ GO GATORS!!!

10-18-2008, 10:55 PM	#6
Snagged Line Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,772	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." Go ahead........Fill the Bong:letsparty

10-19-2008, 09:50 AM	#8
sniper Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: P-Cola, FL Posts: 2,250	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." :clap you are an excellent writer. __________________

10-19-2008, 10:08 AM	#9
need2fish Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Navarre Posts: 1,479	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." :nonono This reefer madness can only lead to dancing and drinking beer. Bur in the name of beign an informed citizen....please continue.

10-19-2008, 10:54 AM	#10
captken Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Crystal River, FL Posts: 1,873	RE: A Tall Tale Starts Here. "MARIJUANA DREAMIN'." Ok, Here are the titles of the first few chapters.<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter II[/B] <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">?All Most Busted??[/I][/B] Naah, Not a Chance!<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter III. Aaaah-Chooo![/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Chapter IV. Yeah, There Really Was an Orgy![/I][/B]<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter V. <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">?Somebody?s Knocking!?[/I][/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter VI: I Might as Well Quit Right Here ?Cause Ya?ll Ain?t Gonna Believe This.[/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter VII. <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">A Chapter of American Pre-History Revealed.<o></o>[/I][/B]<o></o>[/B]</o>[/B]</o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter VIII. <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">The Grand Tour. (More Pre-history)[/I][/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">Chapter IX. ?Vijay Feingold?s Mercantile and Trading Company<o></o>[/I][/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">Chapter X. <I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Etowah, [/I][/B]<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comffice:smarttags" /><st1lace><st1:PlaceType><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Village[/I][/B]</st1:PlaceType><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"> of [/I][/B]<st1:PlaceName><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Fat[/I][/B]</st1:PlaceName></st1lace><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">, Ugly Dogs----- and Football. (More Pre-History)[/I][/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Chapter XI. My First Football Game, (Even more Pre-History)[/I][/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Chapter XII. No More Whole Noles. (The last Pre-Hostory for a while)[/I][/B]<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><o><P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">ChapterXIII. ?Do you Think I am Cute Enough to be a Gator Cheerleader?? (Back to the present)<o></o>[/I][/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal"><o></o>[/I][/B]<P style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt" class=MsoNormal>etc.</o>[/I][/B]<o></o>[/I][/B]</o>[/I][/B] __________________ Captken http://www.panhandlefishingbooks.com/

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