The Story of My Life

Boatjob1 · 01-14-2008, 12:45 PM

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

John B. · 01-14-2008, 12:52 PM

bahaaa

FlounderAssassin · 01-14-2008, 01:34 PM

LMAO

wirenut · 01-14-2008, 07:21 PM

clap

inshorecatch · 01-14-2008, 08:29 PM

so true:reallycrying

RiVerRaT · 01-15-2008, 08:54 PM

good ole wisdom...hard to beat!

GONU · 01-15-2008, 08:58 PM

I like Biggin's!!

captwesrozier · 01-15-2008, 10:43 PM

You laugh but this is really his story!!!! T your r one funny guy!!!!!

JOHNJOHN205 · 01-15-2008, 11:01 PM

thats funny

The Maintenance Shoppe · 01-15-2008, 11:22 PM

thanks for the warning..... I think I'll be getting my wife drunk this weekend and have her sign a prenump.

01-14-2008, 12:45 PM	#1
Boatjob1 Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,939	The Story of My Life When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

01-14-2008, 12:52 PM	#2
John B. bluefish killer Blue Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola Beach Posts: 4,155	RE: The Story of My Life bahaaa __________________

01-14-2008, 01:34 PM	#3
FlounderAssassin Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cantonment, FL Posts: 2,262	RE: The Story of My Life LMAO

01-14-2008, 07:21 PM	#4
wirenut Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pensacola west side Posts: 1,299	RE: The Story of My Life clap

01-14-2008, 08:29 PM	#5
inshorecatch Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola Posts: 1,657	RE: The Story of My Life so true:reallycrying __________________ American by birth, Southern by the grace of God! http://bayoujoes.com/cgi-bin/p/awtp-...s-marina-grill Team Hoo's ur Savior Hillcrest Baptist Church

01-15-2008, 08:54 PM	#6
RiVerRaT Senior Member Snapper Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 546	RE: The Story of My Life good ole wisdom...hard to beat!

01-15-2008, 08:58 PM	#7
GONU Senior Member Grouper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Navarre Posts: 804	RE: The Story of My Life I like Biggin's!!

01-15-2008, 10:43 PM	#8
captwesrozier Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,845	RE: The Story of My Life You laugh but this is really his story!!!! T your r one funny guy!!!!!

01-15-2008, 11:01 PM	#9
JOHNJOHN205 Senior Member Grouper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola Posts: 623	RE: The Story of My Life thats funny

01-15-2008, 11:22 PM	#10
The Maintenance Shoppe Senior Member Snapper Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 582	RE: The Story of My Life thanks for the warning..... I think I'll be getting my wife drunk this weekend and have her sign a prenump. __________________ *The Maintenance Shoppe* Full service boat, pwc, and trailer repair 4048 Creighton Rd Pensacola, FL. 850-221-6789 www.themaintenanceshoppe.com

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