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<P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: ">Set to the tune of the Real Man of Genius commercials. <P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: "><P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: ">Bud Light Salutes the Crimson and White

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama redneck football Fan....

Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify how Bama is back and ask why aren't we ranked higher.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one??

Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts explaining why the Tide cannot keep a coach longer than it takes Bear Bryant to take a dump
Backup singer: Hope he wipes my face with his toilet paper!

Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of championships won 20 years before you were born.
Backup singer: We wore leather helmets!!

Announcer: You will point out that you have dominated college football and won 12 national championships.
Backup singer: So does Minnesota and Harvard!

Announcer: Be proud that the last seven years Alabama is eighth in the conference in SEC wins going 26-30.
Backup Singer: That's two more than Ole Miss!!!

Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to La Tech, Central Florida, Northern Illinois along with never beating Auburn in Tuscaloosa ...
Backup Singer: That's what I call a home field advantage.

Announcer: And let?s not forget not beating the 'mediocre' team from the same state in the last 5 years
Backup singer: That's about 2200 days since a win!!

Announcer: And continue to believe that you'll actually win a National Championship in three years with Savior O Saban
Backup singer: Not worth the 32 million with no buyout clause!!!

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll
be guaranteed to be back to championship status when the season comes back around next year.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational and Hopelessly Pathetic Crimson Tide Fannnnnnn!<DIV class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center></DIV><DIV class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center></DIV></DIV>

BigFishKB

Thats funny!!!!

river rat

ROLL TIDE ROOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Baitcaster

LOL, I lost it at the "leather helmets"

fla_scout

That there is too funny!!! I know I shouldn't be laughing with the season we have had but I can't help myself.

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War Eagle!

IAMHOOKED

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

off route II

<P class=MsoNormal>The Paint: $20.00<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P><P class=MsoNormal><O:P></O:P><P class=MsoNormal>The Degree: Useless<O:P></O:P><P class=MsoNormal><O:P></O:P><P class=MsoNormal>The Photograph: Priceless<P class=MsoNormal><P class=MsoNormal><P class=MsoNormal><P class=MsoNormal><P class=MsoNormal>i ain't got a dog in this fight i just thought this was funny.

bamafan

AHHHHHH!!!!!! somedady ya'll will see the Crimson and White rise from the ashes!!!! maybe next year:banghead

offshore64

hey now i think were gonna pull one out today against louisiana monroe:moon

and auburn fans-you might win again this year...but enjoy it for the next 364 days afterwards cause yall are done. your coach is going bye-bye and you cant recruit in your own state anymore:letsdrink

floridafisherman

Yep the Cow-College is done. We'll soon be back to Bama and Florida playing for the SEC Championship every year. By the way here is a special Aubarn Bud Commercial.<P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: ">Bud Light Salutes the Orange and Blue
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional,OveratedCow-College redneck football Fan....

Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify howthe Barnis back and ask why we get ranked high during the pre season but just can't get the job done at years end and will never see aNational Championship.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one??

Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts explaining why theBarn cannot keep a seaon togeather any longer than it takes Shug Jordon towipe a cows ass.
Backup singer: Hope he wipes my face with his toilet paper!

Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast ofwins wonplaying against aNCAA downed Bama team for the last 10years.
Backup singer: We tore up the crippled Tide!!

Announcer: You will point out that you have dominated Alabama college football and won0 national championships.
Backup singer: So does Troy and Alabama A&amp;M!

Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to Miss State, South Florida. <P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: ">Backup Singer: That's what I call a home field advantage.

Announcer: And let?s not forget having an all time losing record to Vanderbilt, a true SEC powerhouse.<P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: ">Backup singer: That's about 100 years of Vanderbilt dominance!!

Announcer: And continue to believe that you'll actually ever win a National Championship since you'll be looking for another loser coach and have no chance at recruiting in-state.
Backup singer: Not worth a crap!!!

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that this will be the best AuBarn will be for the next 10 years, andyou'll never be guaranteed to be back to championship status.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational and Hopelessly Pathetic Barners!!!<P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: "><P class=EC_EC_EC_EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: ">