The Polite Way to Pee

FlounderAssassin · 04-09-2008, 11:43 PM

<DIV align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The Polite Way to Pee<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite.
<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Sherman<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">
<SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?<SPAN class=593142313-06042008></DIV><DIV align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted..</DIV>

B3245 · 04-09-2008, 11:47 PM

now thats what i am talking about... love it:bowdown

hewes22 · 04-09-2008, 11:47 PM

thats pretty funny!!

PompNewbie · 04-09-2008, 11:51 PM

heh priceless:clap

Clay-Doh · 04-09-2008, 11:58 PM

:letsdrink Now thats funny!

reelhappy · 04-12-2008, 10:27 AM

great joke. i think i know that kid! reel smooth operater gets all the chics!

Murphy's Law · 04-12-2008, 10:35 AM

Little Johnny strikes again

04-09-2008, 11:43 PM	#1
FlounderAssassin Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cantonment, FL Posts: 2,256	The Polite Way to Pee <DIV align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The Polite Way to Pee<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee." <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite. <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Sherman<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Arial">"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?<SPAN class=593142313-06042008></DIV><DIV align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: rgb(51,153,102); FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted..</DIV>

04-09-2008, 11:47 PM	#2
B3245 Member Ruby Red Lip Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Foley,Alabama Posts: 97	RE: The Polite Way to Pee now thats what i am talking about... love it:bowdown

04-09-2008, 11:47 PM	#3
hewes22 Senior Member Trigger Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 390	RE: The Polite Way to Pee thats pretty funny!!

04-09-2008, 11:51 PM	#4
PompNewbie Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola Posts: 1,279	RE: The Polite Way to Pee heh priceless:clap

04-09-2008, 11:58 PM	#5
Clay-Doh Senior Member Blue Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Gulf Breeze, or 100' Deep on a Wreck With a Gun! Posts: 4,761	RE: The Polite Way to Pee :letsdrink Now thats funny! __________________ SO EASY A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT. MY UNDERWATER SPEARFISHING VIDEOS

04-12-2008, 10:27 AM	#6
reelhappy Senior Member Grouper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,108	RE: The Polite Way to Pee great joke. i think i know that kid! reel smooth operater gets all the chics!

04-12-2008, 10:35 AM	#7
Murphy's Law Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pace, FL. Posts: 1,989	RE: The Polite Way to Pee Little Johnny strikes again

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