Poem for Women, and for Men

Humphreys · 04-10-2008, 11:57 PM

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
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MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns a liquorstore and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.<o

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FlounderAssassin · 04-11-2008, 01:14 AM

LOL

mdrobe2 · 04-11-2008, 02:20 AM

Yep...

jack 'em · 04-11-2008, 01:57 PM

yeah thats pretty close to true...:toast

Reel Twiztid · 04-11-2008, 08:46 PM

Way too funny:clap

04-10-2008, 11:57 PM	#1
Humphreys Member Ruby Red Lip Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Pensacola Posts: 92	Poem for Women, and for Men <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">WOMAN'S POEM<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Before I lay me down to sleep,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">I pray for a man, who's not a creep,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">One who's handsome, smart and strong.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">One who loves to listen long,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">One who thinks before he speaks,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">One who'll call, not wait for weeks.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">I pray he's gainfully employed,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Pulls out my chair and opens my door,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Massages my back and begs todo more.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o></o></DIV><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Knows what to answerto "how big is my behind?"<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">I pray that this man will love me to no end,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o></o></DIV><P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">And always be my verybest friend.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">MAN'S POEM<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge tits who owns a liquorstore and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o></o></DIV></DIV><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">

04-11-2008, 01:14 AM	#2
FlounderAssassin Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cantonment, FL Posts: 2,256	RE: Poem for Women, and for Men LOL

04-11-2008, 02:20 AM	#3
mdrobe2 Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Innerarity Point Posts: 1,220	RE: Poem for Women, and for Men Yep... __________________ Mike 2009 Key West 1520 Pro 2009 70 HP Yamaha 2 stroke Garmin 540S GPS/Bottom Machine Sound by Clarion and Bazooka Coastal Night Lights Transom LED's Minn Kota Riptide Co-Pilot/Auto Pilot GPS Enabled Remote Control Trolling Motor

04-11-2008, 01:57 PM	#4
jack 'em Senior Member Mingo Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 138	RE: Poem for Women, and for Men yeah thats pretty close to true...:toast

04-11-2008, 08:46 PM	#5
Reel Twiztid Senior Member Trigger Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Cantonment, Fl Posts: 208	RE: Poem for Women, and for Men Way too funny:clap

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