Pictures of the damage from TS Fay - Page 2

dbyrd2100 · 08-25-2008, 12:12 AM

Didn't Ivan and Dennis teach you anything? There is no way emergency response could have gotten to that beer in time to save it. It should have been evacuated into your stomach and then on to a sturdy tree in the back yard well before Faye reached us.

Chris Couture · 08-25-2008, 01:34 AM

I just saw this on the news...

"Fay has left her mark on the panhandle of Florida and now a giant mass of Mexican workers are lining up to help restore the "Loss of cerveso" that Fay has caused. When asked their qualifications to help restore the cerveso loss to the gulf coast, the leader of the operation "what an opportunity" said "Me speak no inglis".

County officials are excited that these workers are so geared up to help the panhandle after Fay devastated the area by blowing over open beer bottles that the residents were enjoying outside while the wind gusts pounded the area. "They should have been more prepared" a forum member said... "Put a coozie around it..." . Another member said "Don't drink lite beer" (Stay tuned for our latest report.... Is full bodied beer safer in a storm that lite beer")

We are unsure of the total devastation caused by Fay but reports are starting to be posted on the Pensacola Fishing Forum.

We contacted the distressed poster of this report and here were his comments. "The wind (crying as he speaks), it came from out of no where and it.... it.... it.... blew my beer over. Before I know what was happening, it was empty. I couldn't save it in time... Thank god it was only the second one and I had a fresh case prepared for the event. It would have been a disaster if I didn't prepare for Fay!".

The Country officials have just voted that these workers can take up residency in local hotels at no cost. FEMA has set a 2.2 billion dollar budget to cover the cost of housing and this might cause many of the eager workers who are lined up to not be accepted into the program. The original 10.2 trillion dollar budget was voted out at the last minute and now these workers must wait to see if they are accepted. The qualifications are that they must have 5 kids and a wife who is expecting a baby.

Under this new order just put in place by FEMA, these workers who are accepted are allowed to bring their entire family but many critics say this limits those who are qualified to help restore the beer. We are waiting on a comment from FEMA about this comment,

We asked a local resident on his thoughts about the situation and here is what he said. Reporter ask... "Juan, What do you think about FEMA's decision to cut the budget at the last minute and only allow workers with 5 children or more and a wife who is expecting a baby to qualify" Juan said "Me speak no inglis"

Five Prongs Of Fury · 08-25-2008, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Chris Couture (8/25/2008)I just saw this on the news...

"Fay has left her mark on the panhandle of Florida and now a giant mass of Mexican workers are lining up to help restore the "Loss of cerveso" that Fay has caused. When asked their qualifications to help restore the cerveso loss to the gulf coast, the leader of the operation "what an opportunity" said "Me speak no inglis".

County officials are excited that these workers are so geared up to help the panhandle after Fay devastated the area by blowing over open beer bottles that the residents were enjoying outside while the wind gusts pounded the area. "They should have been more prepared" a forum member said... "Put a coozie around it..." . Another member said "Don't drink lite beer" (Stay tuned for our latest report.... Is full bodied beer safer in a storm that lite beer")

We are unsure of the total devastation caused by Fay but reports are starting to be posted on the Pensacola Fishing Forum.

We contacted the distressed poster of the report and here were his comments. "The wind (crying as he speaks), it came from out of no where and it.... it.... it.... blew my beer over. Before I know what was happening, it was empty. I couldn't save it in time... Thank god it was only the second one and I had a fresh case prepared for the event. It would have been a disaster if I didn't prepare for Fay!".

The Country officials have just voted that these workers can take up residency in local hotels at no cost. FEMA has set a 2.2 billion dollar budget to cover the cost of housing and this might cause many of the eager workers who are lined up to not be accepted into the program. The original 10.2 trillion dollar budget was voted out at the last minute and now these workers must wait to see if they are accepted. The qualifications are that they must have 5 kids and a wife who is expecting a baby.

Under this new order just put in place by FEMA, these workers who are accepted are allowed to bring their entire family but many critics say this limits those who are qualified to help restore the beer. We are waiting on a comment from FEMA about this comment,

We asked a local resident on his thoughts about the situation and here is what he said. Reporter ask... "Juan, What do you think about FEMA's decision to cut the budget at the last minute and only allow workers with 5 children or more and a wife who is expecting a baby to qualify" Juan said "Me speak no inglis""

Well thought out!!! :clap :bowdown LMAO

Tuna Man · 08-25-2008, 02:12 AM

wld1985 · 08-25-2008, 06:07 AM

Might want to recheck the yard this moroning after this stuff is gone.. I'm getting some good gust over here at the house....

Shiznik · 08-25-2008, 06:51 AM

Start drinking a harder beer that weighs more! Red Stripe, Becks! lol! Sorry for your loss!

Garbo · 08-25-2008, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Chris Couture (8/25/2008)I just saw this on the news...

"Fay has left her mark on the panhandle of Florida and now a giant mass of Mexican workers are lining up to help restore the "Loss of cerveso" that Fay has caused. When asked their qualifications to help restore the cerveso loss to the gulf coast, the leader of the operation "what an opportunity" said "Me speak no inglis".

County officials are excited that these workers are so geared up to help the panhandle after Fay devastated the area by blowing over open beer bottles that the residents were enjoying outside while the wind gusts pounded the area. "They should have been more prepared" a forum member said... "Put a coozie around it..." . Another member said "Don't drink lite beer" (Stay tuned for our latest report.... Is full bodied beer safer in a storm that lite beer")

We are unsure of the total devastation caused by Fay but reports are starting to be posted on the Pensacola Fishing Forum.

We contacted the distressed poster of this report and here were his comments. "The wind (crying as he speaks), it came from out of no where and it.... it.... it.... blew my beer over. Before I know what was happening, it was empty. I couldn't save it in time... Thank god it was only the second one and I had a fresh case prepared for the event. It would have been a disaster if I didn't prepare for Fay!".

The Country officials have just voted that these workers can take up residency in local hotels at no cost. FEMA has set a 2.2 billion dollar budget to cover the cost of housing and this might cause many of the eager workers who are lined up to not be accepted into the program. The original 10.2 trillion dollar budget was voted out at the last minute and now these workers must wait to see if they are accepted. The qualifications are that they must have 5 kids and a wife who is expecting a baby.

Under this new order just put in place by FEMA, these workers who are accepted are allowed to bring their entire family but many critics say this limits those who are qualified to help restore the beer. We are waiting on a comment from FEMA about this comment,

We asked a local resident on his thoughts about the situation and here is what he said. Reporter ask... "Juan, What do you think about FEMA's decision to cut the budget at the last minute and only allow workers with 5 children or more and a wife who is expecting a baby to qualify" Juan said "Me speak no inglis"

Now that is good stuff right there.....Priceless.

docavlee · 08-26-2008, 10:28 PM

That was by far the funniest post I have read in a while. And the eyes to spot the fresh dog poo! Either that dog was scared shitless with the lightning, or the owner was having a hard time grieving about the loss and shit himself. Hard one to call?

08-25-2008, 12:12 AM	#11
dbyrd2100 Senior Member Trigger Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pace Posts: 249	RE: Pictures of the damage from TS Fay Didn't Ivan and Dennis teach you anything? There is no way emergency response could have gotten to that beer in time to save it. It should have been evacuated into your stomach and then on to a sturdy tree in the back yard well before Faye reached us.

08-25-2008, 01:34 AM	#12
Chris Couture Administrator Grouper Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Cantonment, FL Posts: 1,190	RE: Pictures of the damage from TS Fay I just saw this on the news... "Fay has left her mark on the panhandle of Florida and now a giant mass of Mexican workers are lining up to help restore the "Loss of cerveso" that Fay has caused. When asked their qualifications to help restore the cerveso loss to the gulf coast, the leader of the operation "what an opportunity" said "Me speak no inglis". County officials are excited that these workers are so geared up to help the panhandle after Fay devastated the area by blowing over open beer bottles that the residents were enjoying outside while the wind gusts pounded the area. "They should have been more prepared" a forum member said... "Put a coozie around it..." . Another member said "Don't drink lite beer" (Stay tuned for our latest report.... Is full bodied beer safer in a storm that lite beer") We are unsure of the total devastation caused by Fay but reports are starting to be posted on the Pensacola Fishing Forum. We contacted the distressed poster of this report and here were his comments. "The wind (crying as he speaks), it came from out of no where and it.... it.... it.... blew my beer over. Before I know what was happening, it was empty. I couldn't save it in time... Thank god it was only the second one and I had a fresh case prepared for the event. It would have been a disaster if I didn't prepare for Fay!". The Country officials have just voted that these workers can take up residency in local hotels at no cost. FEMA has set a 2.2 billion dollar budget to cover the cost of housing and this might cause many of the eager workers who are lined up to not be accepted into the program. The original 10.2 trillion dollar budget was voted out at the last minute and now these workers must wait to see if they are accepted. The qualifications are that they must have 5 kids and a wife who is expecting a baby. Under this new order just put in place by FEMA, these workers who are accepted are allowed to bring their entire family but many critics say this limits those who are qualified to help restore the beer. We are waiting on a comment from FEMA about this comment, We asked a local resident on his thoughts about the situation and here is what he said. Reporter ask... "Juan, What do you think about FEMA's decision to cut the budget at the last minute and only allow workers with 5 children or more and a wife who is expecting a baby to qualify" Juan said "Me speak no inglis"

08-25-2008, 02:12 AM	#14
Tuna Man Senior Member Grand Slam Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Calera, AL....25 Miles S of Birmingham Posts: 6,583	RE: Pictures of the damage from TS Fay

08-25-2008, 06:07 AM	#15
wld1985 Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola Posts: 3,586	RE: Pictures of the damage from TS Fay Might want to recheck the yard this moroning after this stuff is gone.. I'm getting some good gust over here at the house....

08-25-2008, 06:51 AM	#16
Shiznik Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Walton County, Fl Posts: 2,102	RE: Pictures of the damage from TS Fay Start drinking a harder beer that weighs more! Red Stripe, Becks! lol! Sorry for your loss!

08-26-2008, 10:28 PM	#18
docavlee Senior Member Trigger Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 230	RE: Pictures of the damage from TS Fay That was by far the funniest post I have read in a while. And the eyes to spot the fresh dog poo! Either that dog was scared shitless with the lightning, or the owner was having a hard time grieving about the loss and shit himself. Hard one to call?

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