Boatjob1

Pickup Line..

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

<DL><DL><DD>Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
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Ultralite

oh so true...and funny as well...

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wirenut

Funny clap