Pick up line in a bar

Boatjob1 · 11-30-2007, 11:11 AM

Pickup Line..

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

<DL><DL><DD>Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
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Ultralite · 11-30-2007, 11:13 AM

oh so true...and funny as well...

wirenut · 11-30-2007, 06:26 PM

Funny

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11-30-2007, 11:11 AM	#1
Boatjob1 Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,508	Pick up line in a bar Pickup Line.. Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it." <DL><DL><DD>Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?" </DD></DL></DL>

11-30-2007, 11:13 AM	#2
Ultralite Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Innerarity Point, ICW, Pensacola, FL Posts: 3,033	RE: Pick up line in a bar oh so true...and funny as well...

11-30-2007, 06:26 PM	#3
wirenut Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pensacola west side Posts: 1,266	RE: Pick up line in a bar Funny clap

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