parking ticket

Bubba · 01-23-2012, 03:21 PM

Subject: Parking Ticket - Priceless...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, LaVerne, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an asshole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So LaVerne called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home, we always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

grey ghost · 01-23-2012, 03:48 PM

LOL !!GREAT!! luv it!!

Gnwdad · 01-23-2012, 04:06 PM

Wirelessly posted

Lol

CSA · 01-23-2012, 04:16 PM

That just made my day. gotta love a good joke

pcola4 · 01-23-2012, 04:32 PM

HA!!!

jax · 02-07-2012, 12:59 AM

classic

Boatjob1 · 02-07-2012, 12:39 PM

Best one I've heard in a while........ Bravo!!!!!!!

Fanner50 · 02-09-2012, 11:59 PM

Now that I'm retired I think I'll take up a hobby like that.

sniper · 02-10-2012, 03:34 AM

Lol that's great

MULLET HUNTER · 02-10-2012, 03:58 AM

Good stuff right there!!!

01-23-2012, 03:21 PM	#1
Bubba Senior Member Snapper Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 515	parking ticket Subject: Parking Ticket - Priceless... Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, LaVerne, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an asshole. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So LaVerne called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home, we always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012" stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

02-10-2012, 03:34 AM	#9
sniper Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: P-Cola, FL Posts: 2,290	Lol that's great __________________

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01-23-2012, 03:48 PM	#2
grey ghost Senior Member Grouper Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 604	LOL !!GREAT!! luv it!!

01-23-2012, 04:06 PM	#3
Gnwdad Duerwood Willis Grouper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Pensacola, Florida Posts: 985	Wirelessly posted Lol

01-23-2012, 04:16 PM	#4
CSA Senior Member Mingo Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mc David Fl. Posts: 141	That just made my day. gotta love a good joke

01-23-2012, 04:32 PM	#5
pcola4 Senior Member Trigger Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 393	HA!!!

02-07-2012, 12:59 AM	#6
jax FL native Cigar Minnow Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 12	classic

02-07-2012, 12:39 PM	#7
Boatjob1 Senior Member White Marlin Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,939	Best one I've heard in a while........ Bravo!!!!!!!

02-09-2012, 11:59 PM	#8
Fanner50 Native Born Pensacolian Mingo Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Pensacola Posts: 176	Now that I'm retired I think I'll take up a hobby like that.

02-10-2012, 03:58 AM	#10
MULLET HUNTER Senior Member Sailfish Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: BLACKWATER BAY Posts: 1,447	Good stuff right there!!!

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