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OK so my day started at the tax collector, can only go up from here, right? Wrong!! After renewing my tag went to Beals to buy some clothes. So I look around pick up a couple of things and I am ready to check out. So let me set the scene I am 39 and single. So I pull up to the counter and there is a younger ( than me ) fairly attractive no ring on her finger lady checking me out. I am thinking she may be in in my league. So I say to her, in a flirting way, " so just because I am 50 I will save an extra 15% today"! I am thinking worst case maybe if she is cool or having a good day she may let me slide, and I will save a few dollars,and possibly start a little conversation. Well she is all business and gives me a very quick once over. She says yes sir you will saved 15% on top of your other savings. I am thinking cool, she is just being nice, though still this is strictly business. There is no way I would even be close to actually getting this discount. I am thinking to myself I am way to young looking . She then ask if I want a credit card then I say no, and in the same business professional tone she looks me dead in the eyes and says. "Would you like to give us your e-mail so we can notify you of future senior days". I was speechless!My blood pressure shot through the roof,I snatched my bag, stormed out the store, and swore to myself I would never walk in any of their stores ever again!!!!!

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TURTLE

Just throwing this out there, You might not want to ask for an old man discount while trying to hit on a chick.Just my .02

Sounds like something that would happen to me though.

You should have gave her an em add like this imsingleand29@guyswith12inches.com and see if you got a look out of that.:letsdrink

Play'N Hooky

Have the FAA investigators made it there yet?oke

Bullshark

imsingleand29@guyswith12inches.com F'n awesome!!!!!! And by the way never ask for an seniors discountwhile trying to pick up a chick. Girls date older guys because they have $ and you asking for a discount says your old and poor.

Linda

Too funny...

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sniper

Damn playboy, I don't understand where that went wrong LOL.

Dont take it too bad. Most women dont have a clue a guys age. You probobly just looked honest. Should have followed it up tho, you didnt have much to lose at that point. Dignity was already gone, you lied and got a senior discount. Carma?

THanks for the laugh tho.

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69Viking

LMAO! I've never heard of a guy pretending to be older to pick up a chick especially when they already thought the chick was younger than they were! She could have been thinking this guy isn't to bad looking for a little older than me and then when you told her you were 50 she went damn, he might be cute for a 50 year old but that's just too damn old for me LOL! Crash and burn sums up this story pretty well I must say!

inshorecatch

This is funny. :reallycrying

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BananaTom

Todd Buddy, you missed it.

When she looked you in the eyes, she was searching for your soul. She was looking for a reason to keep the conversation going, any reason. Any way she could.

Of course she had to act professional, she was on the clock.

Soooo, she asks for your email.

And what do you do????

Run and hide.

You will have dreams of her tonight that can only come true, if YOU act.

Good Luck, and keep on having fun!!!!

BananaTom

PS: I do not think you look 50 at all, she was funin' with you!!!!