seanmclemore

<P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="COLOR: black">Dear Abby,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">I am a crack dealer in Birmingham who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">My parents live in a suburb of Hoover and one of my sisters, who lives in Irondale, is married to a transvestite.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my other sister,who prostitutes in Pell City.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Montgomery for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is still a part time ?working girl.?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"></DIV><BLOCKQUOTE style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 4pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 1.5pt solid; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="COLOR: black">Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Auburn fan?<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> </DIV><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">Signed,<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> </DIV><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">
<SPAN style="COLOR: black">Worried about my reputation.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> </DIV><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"></DIV><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"></DIV><P class=EC_MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"></BLOCKQUOTE><P class=EC_MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt">Dear 'Worried',<P class=EC_MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt">There is very little left between you &amp; the bottom of the barrel. If you scrape the bottom you have no hope ... can youteach your cousinto say "ROLLLL TIDE!!!" ?

KPL

Thats a good one................ I needed that laugh.

Misn 1

I had a friend that brought a "Far Eastern" girl back home with him after the war. She loved to go fishing with him. When they got back from fishing, she would clean up the boat, and then go and clean all of the fish by herself while George went inside to watch football (or whatever).

I say, "Ask her if she likes to fish, and if she does, don't tell her a darn thing about the family!"

SaltLife44

:bowdown:bowdown:bowdown:bowdown

bamasam

Dear worried,

Do you have a picture of the sister in Pell City? :shedevil