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Snapper
Join Date: Oct 2007
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What A Coincidence!
>> >> >> A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a >> glass of champagne. >> >> The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass >> of >> champagne, too!' >> >> 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I >> am >> celebrating.' >> >> 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the >> woman..' >> >> 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. >> >> As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?' >> >> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my >> gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!' >> >> 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years >> all >> of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized >> eggs.' >> >> 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become >> fertile?' >> >> 'I used a different cock,' he replied. >> >> The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!' |
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Sailfish
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Pace
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Be sure and try the veal...and tip your waitresses :letsdrink
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Grouper
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I choked on my coffee!!:clap
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ROLL TIDE ROLL
Grand Slam
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: 30' Up, Looking Down
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Thats funny as hell.
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Mingo
Join Date: Jan 2008
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:clap
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