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Old 02-20-2009, 09:58 AM   #1
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What A Coincidence!
>> A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a
>> glass of champagne.
>> The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass
>> of
>> champagne, too!'
>> 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I
>> am
>> celebrating.'
>> 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the
>> woman..'
>> 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
>> As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
>> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
>> gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
>> 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
>> all
>> of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized
>> eggs.'
>> 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become
>> fertile?'
>> 'I used a different cock,' he replied.
>> The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'
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Old 02-20-2009, 10:21 AM   #2
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Be sure and try the veal...and tip your waitresses :letsdrink
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I choked on my coffee!!:clap
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Thats funny as hell.
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Old 02-22-2009, 12:30 AM   #5
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