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Old 03-04-2009, 12:19 PM   #1
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Default I don't remember these growing up.





Mary had a little pig,



She kept it fat and plastered;



And when the price of pork went up,



She shot the little bastard.





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Mary had a little lamb.





Her father shot it dead.





Now it goes to school with her,



Between two hunks of bread.





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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.





Said Simple Simon to the pie man,



'What have you got there?'



Said the pie man unto Simon,



'Pies, you dumb ass' !!



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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,



Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.





All the kings' horses,



And all the kings' men.





Had scrambled eggs,



For breakfast again.





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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,



All over the bedside clock.





The little dog laughed to see such fun.





Then died of electric shock.





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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,



Kissed the girls and made them cry.





And when the boys came out to play,



He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.





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There was a little girl who had a little curl



Right in the middle of her forehead.





When she was good, she was very, very good.





But when she was bad........



She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
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Old 03-04-2009, 12:42 PM   #2
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That's funny right thar...................
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:14 PM   #3
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Thanks for the laugh. Yea, I don't think I heard them either.



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Old 03-04-2009, 07:16 PM   #4
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Andwew Dice Clay must be getting soft. He writes Children's poems also.
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