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Old 03-20-2010, 03:26 PM   #1
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<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: rgb(0,0,0); FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a manwho's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves tolisten long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not waitfor weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won'tbe annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and helpme stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook andclean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with mymother.</DIV>

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for adeaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golfcourse,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme andI don't give a shit.
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Old 03-20-2010, 03:32 PM   #2
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thats funny right there i dont care who u are
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:34 PM   #3
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Amen
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:54 PM   #4
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I like that one!
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Old 03-21-2010, 10:44 AM   #5
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Reality from 2 diffrent worlds.:clap
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Old 03-21-2010, 11:41 AM   #6
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