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Old 10-02-2008, 10:52 PM   #1
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>>>> Cup of Tea .
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
>>>>
>>>> I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an
>>>> accident.
>>>>
>>>> Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a
>>>> get-well gift and it was
>>>> one of my favorite toys.
>>>>
>>>> Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news
>>>> when I
>>>> brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just
>>>> water. After several
>>>> cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom
>>>> came home.
>>>>
>>>> My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring
>>>> him a cup of
>>>> tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom
>>>> waited, and sure
>>>> enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for
>>>> Daddy and she
>>>> watches him drink it up.
>>>>
>>>> Then she says, (as only a mother would know..
>>>>
>>>> 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can
>>>> reach to get water
>>>> is the toilet?


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Old 10-03-2008, 05:07 AM   #3
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:59 AM   #4
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Just like a woman to kill the mood.:clap
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If she was a good wife the toilet would be so clean you could drink out of it...opcorn
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That makes me wanna :sick just thinking about. I don't give a damn how well its been scrubbed!!! There ain't no such thing as a clean turd mine ,yours or anybody elses.
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Old 10-04-2008, 10:38 AM   #7
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Gotta watch those tea parties! We've had them before. Glad my cup brought to me never had anything in it. lol!

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