PorknBeans

So traffic slowed to a mere crawl today on the interstate, and i looked out my window and saw the same kinda traffic for as far as i could see...i then noticed a man walking in between cars and he finally came up to my widow, so i asked him what the hell was goin on that would cause this kinda traffic jam....he said, well these to guys kidnapped Jessie Jackson and are threatening to throw gasoline on him and burn him at the stake unless they receive $10,000 immediately so i'm walkin along the road tryin to collect...........so i reached back into my pocket and asked him how much people usually handed him and he said........Oh, about a gallon!:letsdrink:letsdrink:letsdrink:usaflag HAPPY FOURTH EVERYONE!!! GOD BLESS!!!