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Old 01-03-2010, 11:44 AM   #1
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Check out this forecast for the week:

Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around 25. Wind chill values between 15 and 20. North wind between 10 and 15 mph.
Monday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 24. Wind chill values between 15 and 20. North wind around 15 mph.
Tuesday Night: Clear, with a low around 24. North wind between 10 and 15 mph.
Wednesday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 32. North wind between 5 and 10 mph.
Thursday Night: A 40 percent chance of rain. Mostly cloudy and breezy, with a low around 33.
Friday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 24.


20's all week? I dont remember a cold spell like that this early in the year in a lonnnnng time. Global warming !

Time for some "its so cold" jokes since the reports are "froze up"

I'll start:

It's so cold the lawyers have their hands in their OWN pockets
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Old 01-03-2010, 12:10 PM   #2
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global warming IS the joke. have you noticed thye have started calling it "climate change"? al gore pitchedsuch fit after getting snowed in so many times a"global warming" conferances they changed the name.
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Old 01-03-2010, 01:10 PM   #3
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tideline_two (1/3/2010)global warming IS the joke. have you noticed thye have started calling it "climate change"? al gore pitchedsuch fit after getting snowed in so many times a"global warming" conferances they changed the name.
Yep lol I never really noticed the name change till you mentioned it, "climate change" vs "global warming"
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Old 01-03-2010, 01:38 PM   #4
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Its so cold, that the fish are glad to get in the cooler of ice on the boat!:moon
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colder thana brass toilet seat ?

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra ?
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Old 01-03-2010, 06:13 PM   #6
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Guys it is so cold that I dumped some ice out in the back yardaround 2 pm and as of 5 pm, most of it is still there
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It is so cold, it would have to warm up before it would reach "cold as crap" status!:takephoto
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Its so cold the dog poo froze in my yard, at least its easy to pick up now!
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Its so cold that--The fire hydrant is begging a dog to pee on it.





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Its so cold, this was my yard this morning.....



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